Unexpectedly early
So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed… Read More »Unexpectedly early
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes for anyone who has said I do and lived to laugh about it. From nagging spouses to selective hearing and the joys of a shared bank account, these husband and wife jokes poke fun at wedded life in all its glory. Read a few to your other half, if you dare.
My wife and I were heading out for our date night.
My wife and I were heading out for our date night. The babysitter smiled and said, “you don’t need to rush home, take as long… Read More »My wife and I were heading out for our date night.
My wife and I started role playing in the bedroom.
My wife and I started role playing in the bedroom. Her favourite is, “Sexy Librarian”, where I have to sit quietly while she reads a… Read More »My wife and I started role playing in the bedroom.
Lists
My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given… Read More »Lists
What’s the opposite of an Aphrodisiac?
What’s the opposite of an Aphrodisiac? Wedding cake
My wife and I split up because of Psychological reasons….
My wife and I split up because of Psychological reasons…. She was Psycho, and I was Logical
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?” “No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it… Read More »My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon.
The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon. The bride’s mother asks the groom: Did you enjoy “the whole thing”? The groom answers: Yes, I… Read More »The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon.
So I noticed my wife put on some weight lately For her birthday…
So I noticed my wife put on some weight lately For her birthday I got her a dress 2 sizes smaller with a note “I’m… Read More »So I noticed my wife put on some weight lately For her birthday…
I’d never be unfaithful to my wife…
I’d never be unfaithful to my wife… I love my house too much.