Marriage jokes for anyone who has said I do and lived to laugh about it. From nagging spouses to selective hearing and the joys of a shared bank account, these husband and wife jokes poke fun at wedded life in all its glory. Read a few to your other half, if you dare.
My wife and I sometimes roleplay in the bedroom with me as a weatherman I forecast 6+ inches lasting for a couple of hours. It… Read More »My wife and I sometimes roleplay in the bedroom with me as a…
After almost a year in a coma my wife is having to re learn the basics. Like how to walk, how to talk, how to… Read More »After almost a year in a coma my wife is having to re learn the…
My wife phoned me and said I’m so excited, I just tried on my wedding dress and after 10 years it still fits. Of course… Read More »My wife phoned me and said I’m so excited, I just tried on my…
I received a wedding invitation. It read, “Your presence itself is a present. We don’t want any presents at the wedding.” After re-reading it repeatedly,… Read More »Not invited
A husband and wife are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when a couple looking absolutely gorgeous walk in “What a pair!” says the wife… Read More »Pair of
Some marriages have a happy ending… It’s called divorce.
The man’s wife informed him that there was a plumbing leak just as he was leaving for work. He advised her to contact a plumber… Read More »almost come
My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation. I didn’t want to go at first, but now, I don’t want to leave.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse… Read More »The wife then has to finish it off herself.
A woman goes to her husband’s funeral and bursts out laughing. People ask her why she’s laughing? And she replies: We’ve been married 30 years,… Read More »husband’s funeral