My wife was scrolling through Twitter and says, “wow, some…
My wife was scrolling through Twitter and says, “wow, some people are fucking idiots!” I replied, “I know, I’m one of them”
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes for anyone who has said I do and lived to laugh about it. From nagging spouses to selective hearing and the joys of a shared bank account, these husband and wife jokes poke fun at wedded life in all its glory. Read a few to your other half, if you dare.
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore.
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore. It’s all due to gambling. I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai’i
After my wife heard about “A woman’s right to shoes,” she went…
After my wife heard about “A woman’s right to shoes,” she went out and bought 12 new pairs.
The day my wife died, I felt the worst pain I ever felt in my…
The day my wife died, I felt the worst pain I ever felt in my entire life. I somehow shot myself in the eye when… Read More »The day my wife died, I felt the worst pain I ever felt in my…
My wife said It’s final we’re going to my mother’s Halloween…
My wife said It’s final we’re going to my mother’s Halloween party whether you like it or not. So you better decide what you’re going… Read More »My wife said It’s final we’re going to my mother’s Halloween…
Are you hear me?
A man is convinced is wife is going deaf, but she won’t admit it. So he decides to test his theory once and for all.… Read More »Are you hear me?
Last chance
Man: Do you want to have dinner with me at Saturday night? Girl: Actually, I am getting married on Saturday Man: hmmm…. Friday night then?!
Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm.
Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm. Husband: Well this morning if I’m not mistaken. Wife: Yeah in your dreams.Husband: No… Read More »Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm.
Wife: Honey, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck any more!
Wife: Honey, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck any more! Hubby: Wait let me see……ah….we have to get a new one…..this one probably got married!
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall.
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall. I was about to confront them but I managed to calm myself down. That wouldn’t… Read More »I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall.