Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
Wife: Oh yeah? What was I wearing? Or not wearing?
Hubby: Well…it was a combination of rubber and metal.
Wife: Ooohhh….tell me more!
Hubby: You were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing!
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