So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed but while we were playing, I caught her cheating. I called her out on it and she just shrugged and said, “if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying!” That’s when her sister burst out of the closet and said to my wife, “thank God you’re cool with it, I thought I was going to be stuck in there for hours!”