A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was
I said “Sir, this is 2020. You can use any printer you want”.
Tech Jokes
Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.
JOKESTER
”Natalie up the road just showed me a picture of her new baby on her phone” hubby told me. ”aah lovely…. what did she have?… Read More »JOKESTER
Merry Christmas Hindus and Muslims
“Consider it a Christmas gift from the universe to the world” … “visible from parts of Indonesia, southern India, Oman and Saudi Arabia.”https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/solar-eclipse-christmas-scn-trnd/index.html
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.””What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if… Read More »A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
AITA for saying no to major chores while wife enjoys holiday overseas?
Sorry for the formatting, my first ever post and its from my cellphone.So a couple of months ago it was announced after 20 years with… Read More »AITA for saying no to major chores while wife enjoys holiday overseas?
A man tried to connect to his local bar’s WiFi.
“What’s the password for the WiFi?” The man asked the bartender.He replied, “Buy a beer to find out.”The man bought himself a drink and returned… Read More »A man tried to connect to his local bar’s WiFi.
At a funeral, a guy approaches another one and asks
Would you know the password for the Wi-Fi?…please respect the family of the deceasedWith or without spaces?
A man asks for the wifi password at a bar
The bartender replies”Buy a beer first”So the man orders a beer and asks the bartender again.He replies:”Buyabeerfirst”
Iphone xs max or the oneplus 7t pro McLaren edition?
So I’m pinned between these 2 choices and I can’t decide…which do you people of reddit think is best and Why? Also if you could… Read More »Iphone xs max or the oneplus 7t pro McLaren edition?
Have no idea where to begin?
I’m not really looking to record (though, wouldn’t like to remove that option entirely), so much that I’m looking to generally create “artificial” music. That… Read More »Have no idea where to begin?