wrong
Hello sir, we’re from your internet provider. You’ve recently said that “homosexuality is wrong,” so we’ve blocked you from seeing lesbian porn.
Tech Jokes
Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.
replacement
We should place the elderly in prisons because they will get a shower everyday, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access… Read More »replacement
prank
My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for “Best way to clean cum off a keyboard?”
etiquette
how long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask the wifi password
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
sent from
A guy from Apple promised me a pre-release of a new product if I sucked his cock this morning. As if I would compromise my… Read More »sent from
good signal
Just as I was thinking that technology ruined the art of conversation, my date looked up at me and smiled. “This is a fantastic restaurant,”… Read More »good signal
time to stop
I keep getting bombarded with emails about penis enlargement. I wish my wife would stop it.
smartphone
I bought my girlfriend a smart phone. It calls 911 as soon as she starts her car.
characters
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
victim
Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbour’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!
I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me.
I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I can ”like” it.
available
Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I’m available.
prank
Every time I see someone with Google glasses I’m gonna run up and scream “image search diarrhea, safety mode off! open first 50 results in… Read More »prank
to see
My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what’s happening.
password
* At A Restaurant* Waiter; What Would You Like? Me: The WiFi Password……
police smartphone
In North Korea, they developed the first-ever smartphone, just like an iPhone. But if you ask Siri any questions, she reports you to the police.
advice
Dear Microsoft, If you had called it “Bang” instead of “Bing,” you’d have destroyed Google. Example: I banged Sofia Vergara last night.
it’s complicated
I had to change my relationship status on facebook to “It’s complicated” after breaking my right hand.
been here
“hmm ive been here before” “how do you know?” “the wifi connects automatically”
I love you
Me: I’m gonna study this year.. I have to make my Parents proud & get better grades.. Internet: What did you say ? Me: Nothing,… Read More »I love you
cookies
Why do fat people spend all day browsing the internet? To get more cookies.
browsers
Google chrome: “what are we?!” firefox: “browsers!” opera: “browsers!” Google chrome: “what do we want?!” firefox: “fast internet!” opera: “fast internet!” Google chrome: “when do… Read More »browsers
free wifi
Today I found out the name of my neighbors cat… In other news, I now have free internet.
saddest
Saddest thing I’ve ever read on the internet: “When I’m feeling lonely I dont shave one of my legs so it feels like I’m sleeping… Read More »saddest
fence
The range of the Wi-Fi signal is MY electric fence.
true love
True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps.
In hell, everyone can see your Google search history.
In hell, everyone can see your Google search history.
strange country
Girls are like internet domain names. All the good ones are already taken, so I’m probably going to have to settle for one from a… Read More »strange country
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good… Sounds like Santas got Facebook