I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo!
I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office
Tech Jokes
Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the…
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
Conspiracy
They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere. -Sent from my iPhone
So as predicted the economic crisis has hit my local area and all attention has turned to the hardship caused to small business. Its been a simply disastrous start to the week…..
Our bra manufacturer has gone bust.The specialist in submersibles has gone under.A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers.The suppliers of paper for… Read More »So as predicted the economic crisis has hit my local area and all attention has turned to the hardship caused to small business. Its been a simply disastrous start to the week…..
Why some of us might drink…..
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the… Read More »Why some of us might drink…..
This 6 year old poker game keeps getting better and better with monthly updates and daily live events. Join in and start enjoying the best poker experience on the internet.
2. Comments must be relevant to the Promoted Post and contribute to discussion 3. Comments can offer feedback or criticism, but personal or other attacks… Read More »This 6 year old poker game keeps getting better and better with monthly updates and daily live events. Join in and start enjoying the best poker experience on the internet.
Blonde teenager
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” She started canvassing a nearby… Read More »Blonde teenager
A local business owner was looking for office help.
The owner put a sign in the window that read: “Help wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must… Read More »A local business owner was looking for office help.
My internet is slow but hopefully this posts quickly…HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Have a great 2019!
A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was
I said “Sir, this is 2020. You can use any printer you want”.
JOKESTER
”Natalie up the road just showed me a picture of her new baby on her phone” hubby told me. ”aah lovely…. what did she have?… Read More »JOKESTER
Merry Christmas Hindus and Muslims
“Consider it a Christmas gift from the universe to the world” … “visible from parts of Indonesia, southern India, Oman and Saudi Arabia.”https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/solar-eclipse-christmas-scn-trnd/index.html
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.””What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if… Read More »A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
AITA for saying no to major chores while wife enjoys holiday overseas?
Sorry for the formatting, my first ever post and its from my cellphone.So a couple of months ago it was announced after 20 years with… Read More »AITA for saying no to major chores while wife enjoys holiday overseas?
A man tried to connect to his local bar’s WiFi.
“What’s the password for the WiFi?” The man asked the bartender.He replied, “Buy a beer to find out.”The man bought himself a drink and returned… Read More »A man tried to connect to his local bar’s WiFi.
At a funeral, a guy approaches another one and asks
Would you know the password for the Wi-Fi?…please respect the family of the deceasedWith or without spaces?
A man asks for the wifi password at a bar
The bartender replies”Buy a beer first”So the man orders a beer and asks the bartender again.He replies:”Buyabeerfirst”
Iphone xs max or the oneplus 7t pro McLaren edition?
So I’m pinned between these 2 choices and I can’t decide…which do you people of reddit think is best and Why? Also if you could… Read More »Iphone xs max or the oneplus 7t pro McLaren edition?
Have no idea where to begin?
I’m not really looking to record (though, wouldn’t like to remove that option entirely), so much that I’m looking to generally create “artificial” music. That… Read More »Have no idea where to begin?
Just yesterday Henri was playing marbles with his friend Joe. Now Joe’s been found murdered.
Henri Dupont, the son of the owner of the only store in Dupont, Missouri, spends most of his days (when he’s not doing chores or… Read More »Just yesterday Henri was playing marbles with his friend Joe. Now Joe’s been found murdered.
Why did Google choose “Kit Kat” as an Android version name?
If they’d called it “Kinder Egg”, they couldn’t sell it in the United States.
F**k off Bill
A software engineer was waiting in the VIP lounge for his flight from JFK airport. He was supposed to meet his colleague for a coffee… Read More »F**k off Bill
REMEMBER: It’s bad luck to call it a MacBook
Always say “the Scottish laptop”.
How do you make a pressure cooker bomb?
Wait this isn’t Google…
Why do programmers need glasses?
So they can see sharp.
SSD questions
Going to build my first PC in a few days, so I’ve got just a few questions about SSDs.Is the 256gb ADATA SX8200 Pro a… Read More »SSD questions
A few motherboard questions
Going to build a rig in a few days, however I’m still confused as to wether it would it be better to buy this motherboard… Read More »A few motherboard questions
If you give a mouse a cookie…
He’s going to ask if he can use it to improve your internet browsing experience.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Cause light attracts bugs.
Why couldn’t the computer technician build his computer?
Because the lights were SO-DIMM.