Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.
Theories and speculation about science, physics, and the universe itself. Until recently, society has only progressed, in terms of knowledge acquisition, through scientists with years… Read More »sciencefantheories has been created
Because of a server error.
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for YEARS now.
An introvert programmer stares at his shoes while talking to you. An extrovert programmer stares at yours.
A friend arrives to visit and asks him ” Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies : . . . . .… Read More »A programmer has just had a baby
according to google the years of gen z are 1995-2012 not agreeing but just confused
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
When I was done, everyone clapped.
She didn’t succeed but she did leave a large visible crack.
Getting offended by something on the internet is like choosing to step in dogshit instead of walking around it.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you’re just ignoring everything & click, “I agree.”
Have you heard about a computer virus which fills your internet history with hundreds of pornographic websites, then plants a folder somewhere on your hard… Read More »Could you tell
If one of Santa’s helpers takes a picture of himself with his smartphone, is that an “elfie”?
When asked if online comics would replace actual comic books, Stan Lee said, “Comic books are like boobs. They look great on a computer, but… Read More »No replace
The symptoms of Ebola are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea and stomach pains. Kind of like when I see my wife on the computer and remember that… Read More »The symptoms of Ebola are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea and…
We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we’re terrified people in real life will find us… Read More »We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in…
Wife:dear,this computer is not working as per my command. Husband:its a computer not a husband……!!!
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with the Internet. Worse than that my son Google agrees with her.
I love the internet becuase its the one place where people from all different cultures can socialize and share ideas and…….wait, which folder did my… Read More »actually
The Internet is a funny place man. 1 minute you’re checking your e-mail, and next thing you know it’s 4 hours later, your pants are… Read More »funny
While my girlfriend was showering I took a sneaky look at her Internet browsing history. I was shocked to see her last search was, ‘how… Read More »cheating
I don’t have a smartphone. I have a phone that shows potential, but doesn’t apply itself.
I can’t believe the government is reading my emails! I don’t even read my emails.
When going out to a new place, what wifi stands for, Wifi: “Wish I Find Internet”
Remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet
A hacker attack briefly shut down Twitter on Thursday. Millions of twitterers were forced to talk to each other the old fashioned way. Through Facebook.
The first program of an emo-programmer is “Goodbye world”.. by bozhobg
A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I… Read More »autocorect
Hello sir, we’re from your internet provider. You’ve recently said that “homosexuality is wrong,” so we’ve blocked you from seeing lesbian porn.