We should place the elderly in prisons because they will get a shower everyday, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access to a library, computers, TVs, gym, doctors on-site, and free medication if needed.
Put criminals in nursing home and they will get cold meals, lights off at 7 p.m., two showers a week, live in a smaller room and pay rent at $4000 a month!
It’s pretty sad that we treat prisoners better than the elderly.
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