A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.
News reporters visit the hen for an interview. “This is amazing,” they tell the hen, “a two pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have… Read More »A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.
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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
Why don’t black people ever go on cruises?
They’re not falling for that one again.
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.
“God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye grandpa” The father asked “why did you say good bye grandpa?” The little girl… Read More »A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter
wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father
listened.
I tried to donate blood today… NEVER AGAIN!
So many questions, Who’s blood is that? How did you get it? Was the bucket even sanitized before you filled it with blood.
A teacher asked her students to share what their dads do for a living.
Little Johnny said, “My dad’s a stripper at a gay nightclub and he turns tricks in the alley way to earn extra money.” The teacher… Read More »A teacher asked her students to share what their dads do for a living.
3 men are bragging about their countries
The American speaks first. “Our missiles are so advanced that they cannot be detected by radar!” “Ha,” said the Russian. “Our missiles are so powerful… Read More »3 men are bragging about their countries
A drunk German is urinating on a bush
An American walks by, sees what the German is doing and says, “Gross!” The German says, “Danke!”
A man walks into a bar carrying a plastic bag
Walks into a bar
I work in a hospital, and I found a rectal thermometer in my pocket today.
Some asshole must have my pen.
I hated the quarantine at first. Then I realized I have everything I need at my house, and I slowly started loving the isolation.
Probably it’s stock home syndrome.
In America, dogs are K9.
In China, dogs are E10. (don’t start wit the bats)
A buddy once asked me if I’ve ever stuck it in her, you know, “other hole”.
I said that’s dumb because she might get pregnant.
Next year, I’m moving to Greenwich, England
I don’t know what I’m going to do in the mean time
A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
“Sweet!”, he replied. “I won $20. Here’s $10. Now bugger off.”
I’m going to open a restaurant called “I don’t care”
That way I can finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about.
When is the best time to commit suicide?
Ate a glock in the morning.
Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth?
They became transparent.
If the price of oil goes any lower
Exxon Mobil might have to lay off some members of Congress
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem”
“Is she an alcoholic?” “No I am, but she is the one who suffers”
I just learned how to lock pick
Its opened so many doors for me
A son asks his dad, “Why is my sister named Teresa?”
“Because your mom loves Easter, and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.” “Thanks Dad!” “You’re welcome Alan.”
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
I told my friends ten puns to try to make them laugh
But no pun in ten did
“Forget everything you learned in college. You won’t need it working here.”
“But I never went to college.” “Well then, I’m sorry. You are underqualified to work here.”
A man asks a female friend if she’d sleep with him for a million dollars…
“A million?” she says. “I guess so.” “Would you sleep with me for just one dollar?” he asks. “One dollar?! Hell no! What kind of… Read More »A man asks a female friend if she’d sleep with him for a million dollars…
Teacher was having a problem with a boy
>>Teacher was having a problem with a boy A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The… Read More »Teacher was having a problem with a boy
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Father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed
> > Father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a… Read More »Father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed
Jewish man sends son to Israel
> > Jewish man sends son to Israel in Joke of the Day A Jewish man decides his son isn’t religious enough, so he pays… Read More »Jewish man sends son to Israel