I’m going to open a restaurant called “I don’t care”
That way I can finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about.
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When is the best time to commit suicide?
Ate a glock in the morning.
Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth?
They became transparent.
If the price of oil goes any lower
Exxon Mobil might have to lay off some members of Congress
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem”
“Is she an alcoholic?” “No I am, but she is the one who suffers”
I just learned how to lock pick
Its opened so many doors for me
A son asks his dad, “Why is my sister named Teresa?”
“Because your mom loves Easter, and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.” “Thanks Dad!” “You’re welcome Alan.”
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
I told my friends ten puns to try to make them laugh
But no pun in ten did
“Forget everything you learned in college. You won’t need it working here.”
“But I never went to college.” “Well then, I’m sorry. You are underqualified to work here.”
A man asks a female friend if she’d sleep with him for a million dollars…
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Teacher was having a problem with a boy
>>Teacher was having a problem with a boy A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The… Read More »Teacher was having a problem with a boy
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Father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed
> > Father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a… Read More »Father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed
Jewish man sends son to Israel
> > Jewish man sends son to Israel in Joke of the Day A Jewish man decides his son isn’t religious enough, so he pays… Read More »Jewish man sends son to Israel
Talking frog
A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into… Read More »Talking frog
Severe headache for years
> > Severe headache for years A MAN went to the doctors suffering from a severe headache for years on end. The doctor said, “Joe,… Read More »Severe headache for years
Japanese, Brit and Indian
> > Japanese, Brit and Indian in Joke of the Day Japanese, Brit and Indian A Japanese, a brit and an Indian were traveling by… Read More »Japanese, Brit and Indian
Blonde teenager
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” She started canvassing a nearby… Read More »Blonde teenager
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This Stay at Home shit needs to end soon, today I took a nap simply to stop eating.
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Best part about coronavirus? I can tell people to stay the fuck away from me and I’m not just being an asshole.
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Her: “Why do men kneel when proposing?” Me: ” They’re talking to the pussy not you…”
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Similarities between Walt Disney and Pornhub. – Hiring adults to act like teens. – Have lots of family issues. – Keep remaking similar content. –… Read More »JOKESTER
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My heart sank when I came home early and saw the plumbers van parked in our drive. Thankfully though, he was in there fcuking my… Read More »JOKESTER
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Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat… ….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan.
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Me: This weed is shit!! ( 15 minutes later) ” I never knew my dog speaks Spanish”!
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We haven’t seen any porn on your phone in a couple of days….you okay? ~NSA
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but…. shave your Valentines gift.
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“Head & Shoulders” for guys it’s a shampoo. For fat chicks, a selfie.