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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

JOKESTER

Wife: “I’ve heard, men start to go deaf, if he takes Viagra often.” Husband: “Who the fuck is Jeff and why is he taking you… Read More »JOKESTER

JOKESTER

I must admit, I really miss being at work and bitching about not wanting to be at work.

So as predicted the economic crisis has hit my local area and all attention has turned to the hardship caused to small business. Its been a simply disastrous start to the week…..

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Our bra manufacturer has gone bust.The specialist in submersibles has gone under.A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers.The suppliers of paper for… Read More »So as predicted the economic crisis has hit my local area and all attention has turned to the hardship caused to small business. Its been a simply disastrous start to the week…..

JOKESTER

The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbor….

JOKESTER

Alcohol…. Because, sometimes you need a warm hug from inside. ???

JOKESTER

Quarantining alone . .. i set the table. , lit candles. turned down the lights , put soft music on… made 2 meals. ate Both

A farmer

buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it fucks all the farmers 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the… Read More »A farmer

JOKESTER

Easter is only a couple of days away, I need to hurry up and decide if I’m going to spend it in the living room,… Read More »JOKESTER

JOKESTER

I’ll bet in the future y’all are going to have 2nd thoughts before saying “I hope this weekend lasts forever”.

JOKESTER

Washed a load of pajamas so I would have clean work clothes this week.

JOKESTER

I don’t think anyone expected when we changed the clocks, that we’d go from Standard Time to the fucking Twilight Zone

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer “That’ll be fivedollars”, says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters ontothe floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and servesthe beer.

The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer, throws 20 quarters onto the floor, etc.The next day, again.On the fourth… Read More »A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer “That’ll be fivedollars”, says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters ontothe floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and servesthe beer.

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