One thing my dad told me, he said, “Son, never explain yourself…
One thing my dad told me, he said, “Son, never explain yourself to anyone.” He never did tell me why.
Fun jokes
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Only 5 reasons
Women get mad for 5 reasons: 1.) For everything. 2.) For nothing. 3.) Because yes. 4.) Because no. 5.) Just in case.
My wife and I started role playing in the bedroom.
My wife and I started role playing in the bedroom. Her favourite is, “Sexy Librarian”, where I have to sit quietly while she reads a… Read More »My wife and I started role playing in the bedroom.
Want to sexually frustrate an IT worker?
Want to sexually frustrate an IT worker? Have you tried turning them off, then on again?
THAT’S what you guys call missionary?
Weird. Missionary’s what I call it when I don’t let him come inside.
Only two beers
Two friends, dead drunk, are on their way home, one says to the other, go up to my house for the last drink… They enter… Read More »Only two beers
No red ink
Two brothers want to find out if Soviet Russia is really like the propaganda they hear in the West. They decide that the older brother… Read More »No red ink
Intelligence
Stephen Colbert: “Are you afraid of artificial intelligence taking over?” Ricky Gervais: “I’d love for any intelligence to take over.”
Someone asked me if I could have dinner with any world leader,…
Someone asked me if I could have dinner with any world leader, living or dead, who would it be? I said, “Vladimir Putin… dead.”
Lists
My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given… Read More »Lists