Intelligence
Stephen Colbert: “Are you afraid of artificial intelligence taking over?” Ricky Gervais: “I’d love for any intelligence to take over.”
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Someone asked me if I could have dinner with any world leader,…
Someone asked me if I could have dinner with any world leader, living or dead, who would it be? I said, “Vladimir Putin… dead.”
Lists
My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given… Read More »Lists
Good idea
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that… Read More »Good idea
What’s the opposite of an Aphrodisiac?
What’s the opposite of an Aphrodisiac? Wedding cake
Painful
Pulled out a couple of nose hairs to see if it hurts. Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the… Read More »Painful
kill all the jokes
Three Russian generals walk into a bar. No wait, two Russian generals walk into a bar. ….one? Zero? Ukrainian bartender: “Fucking snipers, they kill all… Read More »kill all the jokes
cheap flights
The girlfriend asked me what I was doing on the computer. I said “looking for cheap flights.”She got very excited and said “I love you,”… Read More »cheap flights
tulips
my girlfriend says her pussy’s like a rose But I think it looks more like tulips
“Have you ever taken it in the other hole?” “No way, that would…
“Have you ever taken it in the other hole?” “No way, that would get me pregnant!”