Einstein sits next to a man on a long flight.
Einstein says,”Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but… Read More »Einstein sits next to a man on a long flight.
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
Three guys got into a car crash and all died.
They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said “Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do… Read More »Three guys got into a car crash and all died.
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Dad: One day you’ll grow up to be a man. Son: I’m 23. Dad: Yes, but you use Tik Tok.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been… Read More »After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
Wal- Matt
A man was in a long line at Wal-Mart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he… Read More »Wal- Matt
I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.” At 1000 feet, the instructor… Read More »I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio
A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!”
Well, it was an immediate hit.They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend… Read More »A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!”
Merkel, Trump, and Putin are at a military inspection
They are standing at a dock. Trump points at an American submarine: “Our American submarines are so well-made, they can last half a year under… Read More »Merkel, Trump, and Putin are at a military inspection
Three drunk vampires make a bet to see who is the best at taking blood from their victims.
The first one transforms into a bat and flies away. After a couple of minutes he comes back with some blood in his lips. The… Read More »Three drunk vampires make a bet to see who is the best at taking blood from their victims.
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex, so naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says…
“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?”Of course, the wife agrees and they… Read More »A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex, so naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says…
Screams of passion
in Joke of the Day An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion. The Italian said: “Last night I massaged… Read More »Screams of passion
Guy walks into a bar
Most bars in the world are closed right now
Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.One evening, Mildred, age… Read More »Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion
The Italian said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love… Read More »An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion
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We’re looking for someone to eat macaroni and cheese at the end of our bed while we have sex. No weirdos please.
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.
He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to start talking to her.Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass… Read More »This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.
Boy wants to start dating a girl
>>Boy wants to start dating a girl Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to start dating this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great, son!… Read More »Boy wants to start dating a girl
The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m… Read More »The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?”Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.”Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something,… Read More »Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!”
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Wife: “I’ve heard, men start to go deaf, if he takes Viagra often.” Husband: “Who the fuck is Jeff and why is he taking you… Read More »JOKESTER
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I must admit, I really miss being at work and bitching about not wanting to be at work.
So as predicted the economic crisis has hit my local area and all attention has turned to the hardship caused to small business. Its been a simply disastrous start to the week…..
Our bra manufacturer has gone bust.The specialist in submersibles has gone under.A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers.The suppliers of paper for… Read More »So as predicted the economic crisis has hit my local area and all attention has turned to the hardship caused to small business. Its been a simply disastrous start to the week…..
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The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbor….
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Alcohol…. Because, sometimes you need a warm hug from inside. ???
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Quarantining alone . .. i set the table. , lit candles. turned down the lights , put soft music on… made 2 meals. ate Both
A 10 year old asks her mum how she was born.
Her mother smiles and answers: A long time ago your dad and I planted some seeds. Your dad pushed them in the ground and I… Read More »A 10 year old asks her mum how she was born.
Why some of us might drink…..
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the… Read More »Why some of us might drink…..
A farmer
buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it fucks all the farmers 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the… Read More »A farmer
A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
Oh geez, this joke (above) is hysterical!I’m Australian. Years ago I visited Glasgow alone. I walked into a restaurant that night. The lady at the… Read More »A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “How much for a beer?”
The bartender replies “Free”.The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of… Read More »A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “How much for a beer?”