What’s the opposite of an Aphrodisiac?
What’s the opposite of an Aphrodisiac? Wedding cake
Fun jokes
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Painful
Pulled out a couple of nose hairs to see if it hurts. Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the… Read More »Painful
kill all the jokes
Three Russian generals walk into a bar. No wait, two Russian generals walk into a bar. ….one? Zero? Ukrainian bartender: “Fucking snipers, they kill all… Read More »kill all the jokes
cheap flights
The girlfriend asked me what I was doing on the computer. I said “looking for cheap flights.”She got very excited and said “I love you,”… Read More »cheap flights
tulips
my girlfriend says her pussy’s like a rose But I think it looks more like tulips
“Have you ever taken it in the other hole?” “No way, that would…
“Have you ever taken it in the other hole?” “No way, that would get me pregnant!”
My wife and I split up because of Psychological reasons….
My wife and I split up because of Psychological reasons…. She was Psycho, and I was Logical
How do you call the mouth of a smoker?
How do you call the mouth of a smoker? the exhaust pipe
I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.
I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations. She said “Carl, I.. can’t see you anymore”… That was weird. I was… Read More »I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.
Grey hair is hereditary.
Grey hair is hereditary. You get it from your children.