How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Because he read the weather forecast you idiot
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I am so forgetful that I always forget to pack my calculator before my math tests. But I am so smart that I have only failed them a few times…
So few that I can count on my fingers
You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout.
SON: MOM! DAD THREATENED ME!WIFE: stop scaring our son.ME: I’m just singing Christmas songs to him.WIFE: aww okSON:ME: he knows when you are sleeping.
A mom shows her son a picture that she took of him
He says “That’s amazing! How did you create it, did you use your cellphone camera?” To which she replies “No, it was just sex”
Iphone xs max or the oneplus 7t pro McLaren edition?
So I’m pinned between these 2 choices and I can’t decide…which do you people of reddit think is best and Why? Also if you could… Read More »Iphone xs max or the oneplus 7t pro McLaren edition?
A man was out hunting one day..
He had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and… Read More »A man was out hunting one day..
Got some Christmas Cards from Supermarket.
Turns out they were from Tenko not Tesco.
Just like my ex-husband,
The seasons come and go
A man suspected his wife of cheating on him. (A long one, but a good one)
He suspected his wife was having an affair and cheating on him during her lunch hour at work. One day, he decided to leave work… Read More »A man suspected his wife of cheating on him. (A long one, but a good one)
My mate Dave’s always been the kind of bloke that gets stressed over everything, but lately he doesn’t seem like he’s got a care in the world.
“Why are you so laid back all of a sudden?” I asked him.“I’ve hired a professional to worry about all my problems for me,” he… Read More »My mate Dave’s always been the kind of bloke that gets stressed over everything, but lately he doesn’t seem like he’s got a care in the world.