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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

matches

North Korea Decided Not To Firing Rockets… No One Couldn’t Find The Matches…

movie

A drunk guy was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly, he fell asleep.After a while, he woke up and started screaming ‘MY PENIS,MY… Read More »movie

caller id

the caller I.D. says “unavailable” …then so am I

either

If money can’t make you happy, you won’t like poverty either.

she will tell you

“Dad…” “What?” “How do you know when you’ve met the right woman?” “They tell you, son.”

Him: What are you up to?

  • by

Him: What are you up to? Me: Looking at cakes. Him: What’s the occasion? Me: I love cake.

while I sleep

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

nobody

nce, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sin and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all… Read More »nobody

advise

Never get into an arm wrestling match with a guy who has been alone for 6 months

heaven

She calls it the silent treatment, I call it heaven on earth.

birds and the bees

My father taught me about the birds and the bees. Now I’m dating a blackbird that swallows.

prank

My father-in-law is hilarious. He recorded the lotto numbers from a news broadcast the night before on DVR then picked a ticket containing those numbers… Read More »prank

drunk guy

North Korea is like that angry drunk guy at a party. everyone is trying to calm him down but he’s convinced he needs to fight… Read More »drunk guy

lately

I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She giggled and said, “No” I said, “Doesn’t that tell you… Read More »lately

attention

Oh look, North Korea wants attention again.

picture

I was going to buy some Viagra when the cashier asked what I needed it for…. Without saying anything I whipped out a picture of… Read More »picture

resolution

New Years Resolution: -Date more models. -(Revised) Date more girls. -(Re-revised) Date a girl. -(Re-re-revised) Talk to a girl. -(Re-re-re-revised) Find a girl. -(Re-re-re-re-revised) Cry… Read More »resolution

home alone

I’ve been on vacation all week, with the house to myself. I think my penis just filled a restraining order against my hand.

side effects

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once… I’d like to read a prescription bottle that says “May Cause Multiple Orgasms”

respond

Life turns to death and asks “Why do people love me and hate you?” Death slowly responds “This is a joke site, stop posting meaningless… Read More »respond

birds

Once upon a time, they were known as love birds. Then they found love and got married. Now, they’re angry birds!

don`t wonder

if you are wondering what I look like without my shirt on. my average McDonald bill is $15.57.v

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