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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

Ads With Real Actors

I keep catching myself staring at ads with real human actors in them. Vinyl collectors do roughly the same thing. Author: Stoycho Dimitrov

Guys Who Plan Ahead

Her: I like guys who plan ahead.Him: I drank a litre of pineapple juice.Her: What?Him: What? Seen on a Polish meme page

Natural Stupidity

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– Can artificial intelligence destroy humanity? – No, because natural stupidity is unbeatable.

Macho

– How many times a night does yours wake you up? – Three times. – Macho! – No, prostate.

The Best Thing About Marriage

The best thing about marriage is being able to say “I’ll have to check with my wife” about anything you have absolutely no intention of doing.

Never Guessed Right

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All the times my wife has asked me “What do you want for dinner?”, I have never once guessed right.

Whose Husband

If a husband makes you happy, what difference does it make whose he is!

The New Wall

The New Wall, a 2017 political cartoon by Christo Komarnitski: Trump and Putin kissing in front of a wall with barbed wire. Some cartoons age like milk, this one aged like a prophecy.

Do Churches Treat That Now

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– Doctor, I slept with my best friend’s wife and ever since I can’t find any peace, it burns… – What you need is a church. – Doctor, since when do churches treat gonorrhea?!

Let’s Swap Seats

– Honey, can you see well? – Yes. – Nobody’s blocking your view? – No. – And the seat is comfortable? – Yes, everything’s fine. – Then let’s swap seats.

It Usually Becomes Clear by Noon

– How do you greet your wife in the morning? – The usual. “Good morning, my queen, my sunshine. I’m sorry.” – Sorry for what? – No idea. It usually becomes clear by noon.

Sorry About the Car, Darling

Wife: Darling, I made you pancakes to say sorry for hitting the car last night.Husband: You did WHAT?!Wife: Pancakes…

It’s Not Just a Feeling

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– Doctor, I feel like everyone around me is trying to rip me off. – Relax, my friend! You’re perfectly healthy. It’s not just a feeling. That’ll be 150 dollars.

The Difference Between AI and People

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The difference between AI and people is that AI can admit its mistakes, go back to its earlier conclusions and start reasoning all over again. That’s why people laugh at it.

A Pretty Long Song

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One minute I’m listening to Stairway to Heaven in 8th grade and the next day I’m enrolling in a Medicare program. Well, it’s a pretty long song.

Will I Get Caught

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A man visits a fortune teller. She looks at his palm and gasps: – Oh no! In two days you’re going to kill your wife! – That I know. Will I get caught?

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