Fun jokes

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@MO

I’m divorcing my wife. First it was the pool guy, then the postman, her ex boy friend then my best friend….

….Its pretty clear. I just really love dick.

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@LORI

Friend – Your grammar is horrible.

Me – My grammar is 80 and she’s a saint. You watch your mouth.

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My local barbers humour is on point

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Little atheistic joke

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Will this fit children?

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How workplace violence starts

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Walk of shame

@Letmeout55

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@Man-chesthair-Re-United

[jogging] brain: let’s talk
me: ok
brain: are we being chased?
me: no
brain: are we chasing something?
me: no
brain: then WTF are we doing here?
heart and lungs: we also have questions…

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@Man-chesthair-Re-United

When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through my fork and pretend she’s in jail. It heals me spiritually.

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@Man-chesthair-Re-United

Dr: Are you sexually active?
Me: Haha, big time!
Dr: Like… with another person?
Me: Oh, then no.