Walking by Proxy
“Right, I’m heading out for a walk.” “Can you take my watch with you?” Author: TWONKS
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12 Short Dirty Jokes for Grown-Ups
12 short dirty jokes, hand-picked and strictly for adults. Rude, quick, and not for reading out loud at work.
31 Short Jokes That Land in One Line
31 short jokes hand-picked from thousands: work, life, drinking, marriage and the news. Each one reads in seconds.
50 Best One-Liners: Short Jokes That Actually Land
Fifty of the best one-liners on the internet: short, clean jokes about work, marriage, drinking and life. Quick to read, easy to steal.
The Red Bull Heist
Thieves have stolen 250,000 cans of Red Bull today from a warehouse in Liverpool. Police say they have no leads, but reckon the culprits could… Read More »The Red Bull Heist
The Best Revenge
My breakup was so bad that I decided to post some revenge porn. It was naked pictures of myself to show how low my ex-partner’s… Read More »The Best Revenge
What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium?
What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium? A migration to the cloud
Masked Rodent (58200)
After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo Ingles.”
I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was…
I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was a bit of a slut when she playfully called me her thirty second lover.Then… Read More »I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was…
I’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep Purple
I’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep Purple 💜 🚬💧