Fun jokes

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@reddit

Did you hear about the man who was raped by a sex robot in an aisle of Home Depot?

All he asked for was a machine screw

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@JOKESTER

Today I shopped at a roadside stand that said lobster tails for $2
So I paid my bucks and the guy said “Once upon a time there was a lobster”…..

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@jeep

God: Adam, Eve, you 2 are to love each other for ever.

Adam: OK, but who’s that dude over there?

God: oh, that’s Keith Richards, he was here when I got here.

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@Nutty

Me: You are my drug.
Her: Aww, you can’t live without me?
Me: No, you cost too fucking much and ruin my life.

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@Mo

By legalizing Cannabis and same sex marriage, we are finally interpreting the Bible correctly.

“A man who lays with another man, should be stoned.”

🌲🏵🌲

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@Jeep

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you better seek professional help.

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@Kitty

Boss: I hope you didn’t think about work while you were on vacation.
Me: I don’t even think about it when I’m here.

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@Bluezzzman

Interviewer: The only experience you put on your application is lifeguard. We looking for someone to sell insurance. Why should l hire you?
Me : l can’t swim.
Interviewer : You’re hired

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@JOKESTER

Idon’t understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms.
It’s much more awkward trying to return them.
“She didn’t like me.”😐

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@Jeep

*prior to sex in your 20’s*
Him: Did you take the pill?

*prior to sex in your 60’s*
Her: Did you take the pill?