Fun jokes

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@Mo

By legalizing Cannabis and same sex marriage, we are finally interpreting the Bible correctly.

“A man who lays with another man, should be stoned.”

🌲🏵🌲

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@Jeep

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you better seek professional help.

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@Kitty

Boss: I hope you didn’t think about work while you were on vacation.
Me: I don’t even think about it when I’m here.

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@Bluezzzman

Interviewer: The only experience you put on your application is lifeguard. We looking for someone to sell insurance. Why should l hire you?
Me : l can’t swim.
Interviewer : You’re hired

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@JOKESTER

Idon’t understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms.
It’s much more awkward trying to return them.
“She didn’t like me.”😐

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@Jeep

*prior to sex in your 20’s*
Him: Did you take the pill?

*prior to sex in your 60’s*
Her: Did you take the pill?

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@Jeep

I tried starting my day without coffee.

My court date is in August.

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@MO

My sex life is like Coca-Cola.

First it was normal, then Light and now Zero.

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@Jeep

Driver’s licenses expire and you choose to renew, marriage licenses should be the same.

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@Nutty squirrel

Her: I wanna spice things up.
Him: You know I’m allergic to chili.
Her: I mean in the bedroom.
Him: I can’t eat it anywhere in the house, Karen.