Masked Rodent (58200)
After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo Ingles.”
After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo Ingles.”
I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was a bit of a slut when she playfully called me her thirty second lover.Then… Read More »@Starsbear
I’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep Purple 💜 🚬💧
Keith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he looked like he was 80 over 30 years ago…
I saw my doctor last week and he asked me how much marijuana do I smoke? I said why was that your first question?He said,… Read More »
A young woman goes to the gynecologist’s for the first time. She disrobes and places her legs in the stirrups. As the doctor begins to… Read More »num-num
I entered a competion for kleptomaniacs. I took first prize…and second prize, and third prize, and a couple of unattended handbags…
A new teacher joins a school. She finds two boys looking very similar in appearance. The teacher asks: Twins…? Boys: No, we are neighbours!
“I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.”
I remember when I received my first headphones… … it was music to my ears.