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I was at an important job interview today..“Are you on facebook?” I was asked.“Sorry, no. I’m not.” I replied.“Twitter?”“Nope.”“Instagram?”“Nah.”“Look, just put your fucking phone away,… Read More »I was at an important job interview today.. “Are you on…
I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off! I yelled “just kidding” and IMMEDIATLY gave him his gun back!
You know, the band “Fine Young Cannibals” originally had 8 members.
Snooker rules applied to sex If Red is blocking Pink, go for the Brown.
Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.
When someone says, “It’s better than sex” they haven’t been having the right kind of sex.
So a Police Officer pulls over a little old lady in a car going a bit too slow…Police officer asks the usual, “…know why I… Read More »Not a Damn Thing
“Do you have any idea the long term damage that alcohol is doing to your liver?” the Doctor asked.“Fuck off Doc,” I replied, “You always… Read More »“Do you have any idea the long term damage that alcohol is doing…
Announcement on the clinic website: Breast enlargement. Penis enlargement. Discount available for ordering both.
– Dear, turn off the TV. It distracts me when we make love, and I can’t finish! – I can’t, honey, we’re in the cinema.