Recipe said to “Chill in the fridge for two hours”… I nearly died.
Category: Fun jokes
@Jeep
My doctor said that I have to exercise more and eat healthier foods, this is going to be a huge change for me… Finding a new doctor is a tough process.
Don`t be a Richard
@Jeep
If I was in marketing I’d advise a company that makes pregnancy tests to call them Maybe Baby.
cardmagic1002
Sometimes I’ll be sitting on the couch doing nothing, and I’ll think to myself, “Man, I’m really getting good at this.”
@lilapre
My asshole of a boss just yelled at me in front of everyone for eating chips at work. “John, you’re a fucking croupier!”
@Strype
20-years together and the Missus still gets upset if I use her toothbrush…. So, if anyone knows another way to get dog shit off my trainers, I’m all ears.
@Vegetable-Grand6930
We all know that hygiene is important But I laundered all my money and now I am being arrested.
@supernurse
The fun part about your 50’s is waking up thinking you’re hungover but then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now…
Big thanks
I’d like to see the guy who invented beer and ask him what’s he working on now.