Fun jokes

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@Nutty squirrel

Always keep a bottle of Crown Royal in the cabinet for special occasions.
Sometimes that special occasion is that you have a bottle of Crown Royal in the cabinet.

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@Funny face

A man walks into the library and asks the librarian.. ”where can I find a book on female orgasms??” She leads him to shelf G….. “there sir, that’s the spot”

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@ST

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@Mars Bonfire

my mother never breast fed me as a baby

she said she liked me as a friend

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That does suck

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@AbusementPark

I was using a self checkout at the grocery store and the machine said “Insert cash … or pay another way”… so I got down on my knees.

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learned how to say hi in mandarin.

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@de_le_Ted

One day after sex, my girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian.

Me: “That’s ok, it doesn’t worry me at all”.

Her: “Awesome! I really prefer so much being a Christine!”

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@MO

I’m divorcing my wife. First it was the pool guy, then the postman, her ex boy friend then my best friend….

….Its pretty clear. I just really love dick.

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@LORI

Friend – Your grammar is horrible.

Me – My grammar is 80 and she’s a saint. You watch your mouth.