Fun jokes



I got a letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Thank God I won’t be hearing from him anymore.



-“Dude, he just called you gay!”
-“Aw hell naw! Hold my dildo!”



I walked in the bedroom to find my wife dead in bed.

Looking at her lifeless body I decided to have one last go. Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted, “Boo!”

Honestly some people are sick in the head!



Let’s celebrate the International Women’s Day. A world without women…. would be a pain in the ass.



I’ll never forget my Grandpa’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”



A father is washing the car with his son. After a moment the son asks his father: “do you think we could use a sponge instead?”



My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex. My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.



I picked up a hitchhiker and he was surprised.

He asked me, “Dude, why did you give me a lift? What if I was a serial killer?”

I laughed and replied, “The chance of two serial killers being in the same car is astronomical”



I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never come for me.



An IQ below 70 qualifies you for having an intellectual disability.

Now I just need to figure out if that’s in Celcius or Fahrenheit