Fun jokes

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JOKESTER

“Head & Shoulders” for guys it’s a shampoo. For fat chicks, a selfie.

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JOKESTER

Having a Playboy magazine to just read the articles is like watching the Superbowl just for the football ?

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JOKESTER

Telling her to calm down is child’s play, if you really want to see her lose her shit tell her that she’s acting like her mother.

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JOKESTER

Work mode activated.
Work mode initialized.
Error 4321: could not find “motivation.exe.”
A fatal error has occurred.
Activating sleep mode.

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JOKESTER

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate when talking to women.

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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous

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JOKESTER

A couple are fussing over their new born baby boy
“Look at the size of his willy. Its huge”. Says the husband. ….. “Yes, but he does have your eyes dear” said the wife

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JOKESTER

Somebody missed the perfect opportunity to name this Chinese Corona Virus the Kung Flu ?

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JOKESTER

Everyone is talking about the Corona virus like it’s going to be the plague of the century. I’m not worried about it lasting too long. it was made in China.

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JOKESTER

People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.