Sorry About the Car, Darling
Wife: Darling, I made you pancakes to say sorry for hitting the car last night.Husband: You did WHAT?!Wife: Pancakes…
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
60 Christmas Jokes to Make the Whole Family Groan and Giggle
Looking for Christmas jokes that work as well at the dinner table as they do inside a cracker? You are in the right place. We… Read More »60 Christmas Jokes to Make the Whole Family Groan and Giggle
72 Computer Jokes for Programmers, IT Support and Phone Addicts
Have you tried turning it off and on again? If that did not help, try these instead. We have hand-picked 72 computer jokes from TheFun.Net’s… Read More »72 Computer Jokes for Programmers, IT Support and Phone Addicts
64 Medical Jokes That Are Just What the Doctor Ordered
They say laughter is the best medicine, so consider this page your repeat prescription. We have hand-picked 64 medical jokes from TheFun.Net’s doctor jokes category,… Read More »64 Medical Jokes That Are Just What the Doctor Ordered
68 Funny Animal Jokes About Dogs, Cats and Everything Wild
Animals never try to be funny, which is exactly why they are so good at it. Here are 68 funny animal jokes, hand-picked from the… Read More »68 Funny Animal Jokes About Dogs, Cats and Everything Wild
86 Office Jokes About Bosses, Meetings, Mondays and Payday
Work would be perfect if it were not for the meetings, the emails, the Mondays and, of course, the boss. Until someone fixes all that,… Read More »86 Office Jokes About Bosses, Meetings, Mondays and Payday
100 Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Good
Every dad has a secret mission: to make his children roll their eyes at least once a day. These 100 dad jokes are his ammunition.… Read More »100 Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Good
88 Walks Into a Bar Jokes and Other Classic Pub Humour
A man walks into a bar. It is the oldest setup in comedy, and somehow it still works every time, whether the man is a… Read More »88 Walks Into a Bar Jokes and Other Classic Pub Humour
100 Husband and Wife Jokes That Every Married Couple Will Recognise
Marriage is a partnership of equals, which is why one person is always right and the other one is always doing the dishes. Here are… Read More »100 Husband and Wife Jokes That Every Married Couple Will Recognise
It’s Not Just a Feeling
– Doctor, I feel like everyone around me is trying to rip me off. – Relax, my friend! You’re perfectly healthy. It’s not just a feeling. That’ll be 150 dollars.
The Difference Between AI and People
The difference between AI and people is that AI can admit its mistakes, go back to its earlier conclusions and start reasoning all over again. That’s why people laugh at it.
A Pretty Long Song
One minute I’m listening to Stairway to Heaven in 8th grade and the next day I’m enrolling in a Medicare program. Well, it’s a pretty long song.
Will I Get Caught
A man visits a fortune teller. She looks at his palm and gasps: – Oh no! In two days you’re going to kill your wife! – That I know. Will I get caught?
The Golden Ratio of the Week
The length of the days of the week, explained with the golden ratio. Mathematics has finally explained why Monday never ends and Sunday is over before it starts.
Where They Hide It
Scientists hide knowledge where fools will never find it. In books.
Weakness and Hardness
A woman’s affair is a moment of weakness. A man’s affair is a moment of hardness.
We’ll See
Two voyeurs are talking: – What are we doing tonight? – Don’t know. We’ll see.
Comfort Zone
How do I leave my comfort zone if I’ve never once been in it?
ChatGPT Is Getting Dumber
– Have you noticed that ChatGPT is getting dumber? – It adapts to the user.
Lottery Plans
Wife: – When you win the lottery, I’m getting a facelift, Botox and new boobs. What do you say? – And what would you say if I spent that money tuning up my old pickup?
In Whose Image
The creators of AI complain to God: – Lord, we built an AI and it turned out deceitful, cunning and irresponsible! – And in whose image did you create it?
Don’t Call Me at Work
– Why do you never tell me when you finish? – You told me not to call you at work.
A Stranger
– If I left you for another man, would you feel sorry? – Feel sorry for a stranger?
Persian Gulf
My Persian cat made a Persian Gulf on my Persian rug.
Will You Cry
– Honey, will you cry when I die? – Of course I will. You know I cry over every little thing!
The Wine Taster
A winery is hiring a taster. A scruffy drunk shows up for the interview and nails every glass, including the last one: blonde, 26, three months pregnant. And if you don’t hire me, I’ll tell everyone who the father is.
Effective Bio-Managers
Biology textbooks will no longer say “parasites”. The politically correct term is now “effective bio-managers”.
Layoffs
A man gathers his wife, the neighbour’s wife and his mistress: – Girls, times are hard. There will be layoffs…
Bricks in Bed
Comic: Are you crazy? Why are you hauling bricks to bed? None of your business! A wall between partners, in the most literal sense.
Still New Here
The boss is yelling at the new employee: – What, do you think I’m an idiot? – I don’t know, I’m still new here.