They call me Mr. Rhetorical. Can you guess why?
Category: Fun jokes
page six
I couldn’t buy perfume this week so I rubbed a magazine on my shirt. When people ask ” What’s that heavenly smell?” I say “Page six.”
Don’t complain
Don’t complain about your job to the lady waxing your vagina.
Never lie to a smart woman!
Never Lie to a smart woman… A man called home to his wife & said, “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss & friends… We’ll be gone for a week.. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion i’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough…
Sink fixing…
I don’t think the milf next door watches enough porn. She asked me to come over and fix her sink..it’s been 20 minutes and I’m still fixing her sink..
I can`t wait!
Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory. Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it.
Poor Popeye…
Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms!
They all gonna die!
I just read a report that said men should ejaculate at least 5 Times a week to prevent prostate cancer so what I got from this report is that most married men are going to die from prostate cancer