People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I don’t see what the big deal is, I’ve had a cannon printer for years
Category: Fun jokes
@DanielTosh
Plastic surgery finally gives people the opportunity to represent externally how they feel on the inside … fake.
@vartha
Today, the girl next door gave me her number and said I could call her any time. I looked at her and said: “Well, that’s a funny name.”
@MarsBonfire
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
@Felmeme
I searched the internet for a Rorschach test but all I found were a bunch of drawings of my parents having sex
@greedydita
I told my therapist that I feel like I’m living in a sitcom. And then about 30 people laughed.
@BlackBerry_tekken
I asked a time traveller when will I get a girlfriend. He said he can’t travel that far in future.
@An_aussie_in_ct
There is a short time, later on in every woman’s life, when she ignores the opposite gender for a while It’s called men-on-pause
@MO
Just spent 30 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow I’m going to turn it on.
@woodyloco
– “Babe are you mad?” – “Yes! I’m going to explain to you why so you can solve it and this won’t repeat itself!” – *said no woman ever*