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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
Ignore the ‘Best Before date’ on baked beans…
Ignore the ‘Best Before date’ on baked beans… They are pretty much the worst thing you can eat before going on a date…
I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked…
I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked him if I could use his WiFi. “Sure,” he said, “she’s upstairs and… Read More »I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked…
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. For example, now you’re thinking—-it’s spelled psychic, moron.
Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep?
Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep? Because they all know that deep down he is a very good leader.
Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.
Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.
Whoever called them Kegels….
Whoever called them Kegels…. And not puss-ups really missed out
Be aware!!!!
Be aware!!!! It is quite possible some of my best mistakes haven’t even been made yet.
People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I…
People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I don’t see what the big deal is, I’ve had a cannon printer… Read More »People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I…
Plastic surgery finally gives people the opportunity to…
Plastic surgery finally gives people the opportunity to represent externally how they feel on the inside … fake.