When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, it took my breath away?
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, it took my breath away? I’ve never run so fast.
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I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa…
I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa wasn’t real. I was heart broken… I jumped in my car and… Read More »I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa…
“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another…
“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another year”!…. Said the wife as I rolled off the top of her… Read More »“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another…
What’s the difference between your cat and your wife?
What’s the difference between your cat and your wife? One doesn’t care whether you live or die and refuses to eat anything you make, and… Read More »What’s the difference between your cat and your wife?
Do you know the best way to keep an air fryer clean?
Do you know the best way to keep an air fryer clean? Dont buy one.
Which car is best for off-road?
Which car is best for off-road? A company car…
Why do Adam and Eve use Android?
Why do Adam and Eve use Android? Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.
I met a woman at the bar and asked to take her home She said I’m…
I met a woman at the bar and asked to take her home She said I’m on my menstrual cycle, I said that’s okay I’ll… Read More »I met a woman at the bar and asked to take her home She said I’m…
What do you call a bodybuilder with a large penis?
What do you call a bodybuilder with a large penis? A beginner.
The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency….
The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency…. So I’ve bought her a new one for Christmas🎄🎅