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Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
Do you remember
Do you remember before the internet, people thought that the lack of information was the cause of stupidity? Yeah, well that definitely wasn’t the cause.
They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors.
They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors. After being on a ship for months with only men, I can assure you… Read More »They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors.
Tits – natural anti-stress balls!
Tits – natural anti-stress balls! The irony is that they come attached to the most effective thing to create stress!
I have a foot fetish…
I have a foot fetish… I have tried using meters but it just doesn’t work for me.
Ladies…No guy has ever said…
Ladies…No guy has ever said… I’d screw her, if her eyelashes were a little longer.
What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at…
What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at a show “I don’t want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs.… Read More »What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at…
adaptability
I came for an interview … And fell asleep on the couch. I say: “See how quickly I adapt to a new place.”
I lost my job as a wine taster.
I lost my job as a wine taster. I was fired for not drinking on the job.
People who don’t eat cheese because they are lactose intolerant……
People who don’t eat cheese because they are lactose intolerant… …need to learn to be more accepting of different cultures
I attended a meet called “How Stop Taking Things Literally”….
I attended a meet called “How Stop Taking Things Literally”. “What brings you here?” asked the host on my first day. I said, “My legs.”
When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine…
When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason! So I’ve worked all my life… Read More »When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine…
never!
At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity? Trick question, Chick Norris never loses!
My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick…. Then, He told me he’d seen my posts on thefun.net and realised that… Read More »My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
I drink beer because I’m too lazy to walk.
I drink beer because I’m too lazy to walk. They say you should walk 10000 steps, the AA only requires 12
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet…
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.
During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the…
During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the maternity hospital runs the risk of becoming deaf.
Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television.
Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television. It affects the brain, even if it is not …
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?” “No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it… Read More »My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a…
When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a holesale price.
Why are women and salads opposites?
why are women and salads opposites? You dress a salad right before you eat it
Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s…
Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s great-great-granddaughter began working together on a sequel to their great ancestors called “War, Peace and Idiot.”
“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones…
“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones left?” – No, son, there will be only killers.
– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the…
– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the cruiser “Moscow” is participating in a special underwater operation!
Why are virgins so chill?
Why are virgins so chill? Zero fucks given.
The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon.
The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon. The bride’s mother asks the groom: Did you enjoy “the whole thing”? The groom answers: Yes, I… Read More »The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon.
I walked up to a fit girl at a bar the other night and said,
“Hey gorgeous, can I buy you a drink?” She said, “Do you like sex?” I said, “Of course I like sex.” She said, “Do you… Read More »I walked up to a fit girl at a bar the other night and said,
I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open.
I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open. The sign on the door said, “Sorry, we’re clothed!”.. ?
Her: Our sex life has really improved Therapist: Why do you…
Her: Our sex life has really improved Therapist: Why do you think that is? Her: I’ve learnt how to appreciate the small things in life