My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I…
My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I do just enough work so that I know he won’t… Read More »My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I…
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob.
A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob. I didn’t think I’d be blowing up balloons for his party.
A man called his twin brother from prison.
A man called his twin brother from prison. A man called his twin brother from prison. “Hey remember when we were kids and use to… Read More »A man called his twin brother from prison.
What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek?
What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek? With Hide & Seek I can count to ten before I shout, “I’m coming, ready or… Read More »What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek?
Extrovert: It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Extrovert: It’s a pleasure to meet you. Introvert: It’s a pressure to meet you.
I just walked into a restaurant.
I just walked into a restaurant. They asked if I had any reservations. I said yes, I heard the reviews were shit.
Today I was thinking that I needed a break from life, then it…
Today I was thinking that I needed a break from life, then it dawned on me that life is fine, I need a break from… Read More »Today I was thinking that I needed a break from life, then it…
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore.
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore. It’s all due to gambling. I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai’i
“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.” The…
“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.” The surgeon was fired later that day.
I was so poor as a child that If I didn’t wake up with a hard on…
I was so poor as a child that If I didn’t wake up with a hard on on Christmas Day I didn’t have anything to… Read More »I was so poor as a child that If I didn’t wake up with a hard on…