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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

The nose is bigger

Dude: Do u wanna sit on my face? Girl: Why? Is your nose bigger then your dick?

Life lesson

Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way for the neighbors to pay and build a privacy fence.

Reminder

Every time I have to fold laundry I consider becoming a nudist.. Then I remember what I look like naked and I keep on folding.

12 points

G.F. :You treat our relationship like some kind of game. ? Me: this will cost you 12 points and a bonus round.

not my circus

Everytime you feel yourself getting pulled into other peoples drama, repeat these words: NOT MY CIRCUS~NOT MY MONKEYS!

Still in paradise

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would all still be in Paradise, as they would have eaten the fucking snake. ???

Trying

Boy asks mum, “Is it bad to have a penis?” She says “No, why?” “Because, dad is upstairs, trying to pull his off.” ???

Check

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the UPS driver knocked on our door to see if everything was alright

Only the…

Anal Sex: The only time a man tries to convince you his dick really isn’t that big

Pour favor

My neighbour’s 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can’t say “please” though, which I think is poor for four.

Frank Einstein

Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?

Hand made

A baby that came from a sperm bank is basically ‘hand made.’

End of arguing

I was arguing with this really busty woman and she shoved my face in her tits. I don’t remember why we were arguing..

Early

Let’s make our calendar end 8 years too early just to fuck with people. ~ Mayans

So much

Since quarantine I’ve not had a haircut. Hell, I’ve not even stepped on the scales. So today I decided to weigh myself for the first… Read More »So much

Scarry

Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted. For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account.

Choice

Congratulations to the astronauts that left Earth today. Great choice

Little difference

Before Coffee : I hate everybody After Coffee : I feel good about hating everybody

Scary times

Those are some scary times to call sick at work. They may put you and everybody else in quarantine

Continually

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party, that you do not attend

Much better

Life would be so much better if at the end of each day, it asked…. “Would you like to save the changes?”

No chance

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband… Read More »No chance

Conspiracy

They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere. -Sent from my iPhone

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