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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

Frank Einstein

Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?

Hand made

A baby that came from a sperm bank is basically ‘hand made.’

End of arguing

I was arguing with this really busty woman and she shoved my face in her tits. I don’t remember why we were arguing..

Early

Let’s make our calendar end 8 years too early just to fuck with people. ~ Mayans

So much

Since quarantine I’ve not had a haircut. Hell, I’ve not even stepped on the scales. So today I decided to weigh myself for the first… Read More »So much

Scarry

Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted. For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account.

Choice

Congratulations to the astronauts that left Earth today. Great choice

Little difference

Before Coffee : I hate everybody After Coffee : I feel good about hating everybody

Scary times

Those are some scary times to call sick at work. They may put you and everybody else in quarantine

Continually

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party, that you do not attend

Much better

Life would be so much better if at the end of each day, it asked…. “Would you like to save the changes?”

No chance

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband… Read More »No chance

Conspiracy

They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere. -Sent from my iPhone

Clown

I quit my job at McDonald’s today… Boss was a clown

No balls

I went to a bar full of lesbians…even the pool table didn’t have any balls !

Spoon

If you think my jokes are bad, you should see the ones I don’t post.

Warning

Give me your money or I’ll put you in jail!! -IRS?

Judas

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return… Read More »Judas

Autocorrect

I was going to add a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.

Diffrence

What’s the difference between Jesus and whore? Jesus says: take this bread, it is my body. A whore says: take this body, it is my… Read More »Diffrence

Not only

Ladies, we don’t only want your nudes We want your friend’s nudes too, please understand.

Every day

I wa‌‌s walkin‌‌g wit‌‌h m‌‌y girlfrien‌‌d whe‌‌n ‌‌a rando‌‌m gu‌‌y whistle‌‌d a‌‌t he‌‌r an‌‌d sai‌‌d, “Nic‌‌e ass”‌‌. Sh‌‌e wa‌‌s clearl‌‌y annoye‌‌d an‌‌d demande‌‌d ‌‌I sa‌‌y… Read More »Every day

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