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Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year gap on your resume? Interviewee: That is because I went to Yale Job… Read More »Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year…
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor… …Then Who is.
I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife… He needed space.
What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ!
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird? A bird can still tweet.
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured… Read More »Filtered
My wife is anti vaxx Calls herself miss Doubt Pfizer
What do you call an Engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator? A project manager.
Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the guy decide if he’s still mad or not…
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends and lovers before me.! She always calls me her sixty second lover.!!
I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office
How do you get an fat person in your bedroom? Piece of cake
I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist. I’d be like, “have you tried anal?”
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
I went to a pet store today and put a large “CHAMELEON” sign in front of an empty cage. Stand back and watch the fun.
Me – “We’re having a baby!” Friend – “Aww, is it a girl or a boy?” Me – “Yes, what else could it be..?”
I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on just watching her eating a banana. Now after ten years of marriage,… Read More »I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
My wife said that I have no discretion… What do you guys think?
“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process: Step 1: take off your glasses Step 2: say: ‘I’m afraid I can’t see you… Read More »“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process: Step…
This morning I went to a meeting for my ‘premature ejaculator support group.’u Trns out, it was tomorrow.
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy… Read More »Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time…
After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s eye. “I want a bottle of your best wine,” he ordered.… Read More »After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch…
I don’t know what “procrastinate” means. I think I’ll look it up later.
What’s the perfect date? DD-MM-YYYY is the most logical to me
My life was ruined by my obsession with video games. Fortunately, I had another two lives.
Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine… Going to watch all documentaries this way now!
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. The parents called the manager.
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality, I just hope someone shoots her… Read More »I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with…