I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly swerve to avoid hitting a kangaroo. I lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful…
Category: Fun jokes
@Mo
How do you please a woman in bed? Let her sleep.
Let’s see what AI has to say
@AlmostSane67
My wife and I were heading out for our date night. The babysitter smiled and said, “you don’t need to rush home, take as long as you want!” That was 2 years ago. I hope she likes being a mom.
@Truth
Last year I made 7 figures. This year I’m working on Snow White.
@gary6043
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”The second nun answered, “Indeed it would Sister, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain that it…
@MetalDogmatic
Asked an old guy at the bar: “what’s the best beer here?” He said: “the third one”
@Unique2690
U.S. officials recently shared intel gathered of the Kremlin They’ve warned Putin is willing to start World Special Military Operation I.
@deadshakadog
I never knew you drank until I saw you sober last night.
Used to be called a super deluxe wank.
A girl is talking to her guy friend: “I found condoms in my boyfriend’s jacket. We don’t use condoms and when I confronted him, he told me he uses them to masturbate. Do you ever do that??” “Sure”, her guy friend replies. “Really?? You masturbate into condoms??!” “Oh”, he responded, “No. I thought you meant…