So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed but while we were playing, I caught her cheating. I called her out on it and she just shrugged and said, “if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying!” That’s when…
Category: Fun jokes
not fair
Alcohol manufacturers are killing their best customers.
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
Motivation
Wish me luck. I’m doing the London Marathon again this year. Last year I managed only 3 hours and 20 mins… before I got bored and switched to a different channel.
Pull ups
I’ve done a hundred pull ups today….. This new belt is a crap!
@Barry
I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently. She said, “So does that mean nobody can use the internet now?”
We’ll never know
My wife and I were walking in Rome. The was a lone old guy at the other side of the street. My wife said, “He looks like the Pope in civilian clothes. Go and ask!” So I crossed the road and asked the old man if he was indeed the Pope. He said, “F**k off.”…
Excuse
My friend came pissed off at me, saying that it had not even been two days since he broke up and I already had sex with his ex girlfriend I said: Sorry dude, I didn’t know you guys had broken up!!
@VERBERD
All men think they are marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
Money shots
What kind of porn do bankers watch? Trans action.