What do you call someone who identifies a disease by reading about symptoms on Google? Google Doc
Category: Fun jokes
@AdeptLengthiness8886/
How do know you are ugly? Your dog keeps its eyes closed whilst humping your leg
every morning
So one blood cell says “Good morning” Other blood cell says “Hey, wanna go to the dick?”
@MrDagon007
I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests. But all I found were pictures of my parents fighting.
Same thing at the cemetery
I love living near a university. The women never get older.
Wankers of the world, unite!
What do you call two communists who masturbate together? Cum-rades!
went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were talking about the band
OK, Google?
Google Maps should really think about adding a “Closest place to have a piss” option.
@LegalizeAllDrugz
What is a socialist’s favourite hotel? Sheraton (Share a ton)
won`t be able
A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw an elderly man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer in a while, so she calls out to him “Hey, would you like to have a fun time with me?” The old man said, “But I won’t be able to…” “Aww… give it a…