I had a dream!
I had a dream! I dreamed that in 2021 there’s a new viral gastroenteritis: COSHIT. We all go around in diapers, and remember the 2020… Read More »I had a dream!
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
A man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady…
A man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him…… Read More »A man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady…
The makers of Viagra have announced that they’ve developed a…
The makers of Viagra have announced that they’ve developed a pill to increase the wetness in women… The pill will be called Niagra.
2020 is still better than my first marriage
2020 is still better than my first marriage
Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her to calm down, she’ll…
Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her to calm down, she’ll realize that she’s overreacting and she’ll thank you. Follow me for more… Read More »Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her to calm down, she’ll…
A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village .
A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who… Read More »A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village .
Doctor – You have a serious disease..
Doctor – You have a serious disease.. Me -oh no..? Doctor-..that you can cure by eating healthier and exercising. Me-OH NO!!?
Something
I took a girl back home last night. We got kissing on the sofa, before I slipped my hand in her knickers, she asked, “Shall… Read More »Something
Two lips
A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss : “A woman… Read More »Two lips
Simple trick
How to get a woman to think about you nonstop… …borrow a large sum of money from her?
Horrific
It would be horrific if farting was as contagious as yawning.
Time for call
There was this girl in high school that said she’d only sleep with me if the world was ending, thinking about giving her a call.
2 minutes
The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before… Read More »2 minutes
Example
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of… Read More »Example
Only to stop
The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip, do you think about me?” Apparently “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly”… Read More »Only to stop
Stay safe
I read that Covid-19 hasn’t affected the Amish community, it’s probably because they don’t have TV or social media.
Where is my shoe
I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party. Although nothing had happened, I decided… Read More »Where is my shoe
The nose is bigger
Dude: Do u wanna sit on my face? Girl: Why? Is your nose bigger then your dick?
Life lesson
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way for the neighbors to pay and build a privacy fence.
Reminder
Every time I have to fold laundry I consider becoming a nudist.. Then I remember what I look like naked and I keep on folding.
12 points
G.F. :You treat our relationship like some kind of game. ? Me: this will cost you 12 points and a bonus round.
Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover…
Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.. What the hell is leftover beer?
not my circus
Everytime you feel yourself getting pulled into other peoples drama, repeat these words: NOT MY CIRCUS~NOT MY MONKEYS!
Still haven’t found
Bono from U2 is the voice of my cars GPS. It sucks. The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking… Read More »Still haven’t found
Still in paradise
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would all still be in Paradise, as they would have eaten the fucking snake. ???
Trying
Boy asks mum, “Is it bad to have a penis?” She says “No, why?” “Because, dad is upstairs, trying to pull his off.” ???
Check
My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the UPS driver knocked on our door to see if everything was alright
Problems solved
Fall in love with your problems, maybe they’ll leave you too.
Only the…
Anal Sex: The only time a man tries to convince you his dick really isn’t that big
Pour favor
My neighbour’s 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can’t say “please” though, which I think is poor for four.