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Front effect
All medicines have side effects. Only Viagra has front effects.
There’s lots of ways to show someone that you love them…
There’s lots of ways to show someone that you love them… Sex is my favorite.
A man and his wife went on a weekend trip to the big city
Tired of going from shop to shop and arguing with his wife about it, he stands outside the next shop in protest. While waiting a… Read More »A man and his wife went on a weekend trip to the big city
Boobs are like the sun
You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you… Read More »Boobs are like the sun
Two aliens are flying near earth
Two aliens are flying near earth~ The first one says, “The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.” The second one says,… Read More »Two aliens are flying near earth
Its been months since i bought the book “How to scam people online”.
Its been months since i bought the book “How to scam people online”. It still hasn’t arrive yet…
People still think there are vampires in Romania.
People still think there are vampires in Romania. But I haven’t seen one since 1645.
I got kicked out of a hospital after saying to a Covid-19 patient..
I got kicked out of a hospital after saying to a Covid-19 patient.. Stay positive
The prostitute dressed again and said, “It was a business doing…
The prostitute dressed again and said, “It was a business doing pleasure with you.”
Onion rings are Vegetarian donuts
Onion rings are Vegetarian donuts
I lost my Pizza cutter so I used my Bryan Adams Cd..
I lost my Pizza cutter so I used my Bryan Adams Cd.. Cuts Like a Knife
Tequila: Liquid that won’t change your life but it’s worth a shot.
Tequila: Liquid that won’t change your life but it’s worth a shot.
Doctor : at first glance it appears that you have a gunshot…
Doctor : at first glance it appears that you have a gunshot wound to the chest, but we’ll have to run a Covid test to… Read More »Doctor : at first glance it appears that you have a gunshot…
I exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what the…
I exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what the hell I’m doing
Does anyone know a cure for sex addiction?
Does anyone know a cure for sex addiction? I’ve tried fucking everything
I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia.
I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia. I told them I could explain everything.
Two men are robbing a liquor store… One says, ‘Is this whisky?’…
Two men are robbing a liquor store… One says, ‘Is this whisky?’ ‘Yes’, the other replies, ‘but not as whisky was wobbing a bank’
Doctors advice
My doctor told me I have to give up half my sex life. I asked which half, thinking about it or talking about it?
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last…
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn’t go very well. Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.
I took viagra when I got to the office today.
I took viagra when I got to the office today. I’m working hard now.
I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I…
I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I was shocked!!
I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and…
I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items… Read More »I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and…
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mom: What did you do at school today? Me: We did a guessing game Mom: But I thought you had a math exam. Me: That’s… Read More »Mom: What did you do at school today?
What do sex and the U.S.
What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common? When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and… Read More »What do sex and the U.S.
Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice…
Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.
Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
Wife was massaging her husband’s head. Wife : you always ask for a head massage. Wonder who gave it to you before marriage. Husband :… Read More »Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks.
If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks. You will have company
What’s the difference between USA and USB?
What’s the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.
OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into…
OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into the bar I work at and ordered a drink I’m literally shaking right… Read More »OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into…