I’m so depressed that I knew.
If you don’t know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist… congratulations, you’re doing great!
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
The best mexican joke is a juan-liner
How does every Mexican joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
Wedding joke
There is a cure for nymphomania, but it’s expensive. It can be cheap, but most people want a big ceremony, open bar at the reception,… Read More »Wedding joke
I’m still waiting…for the boze at least
When I was a kid, I was told that bad people would come up to me on the street and offer me drugs, booze, and… Read More »I’m still waiting…for the boze at least
They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph.
They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph. I’m clearly not average then… My new girlfriend has been with a lot of guys and… Read More »They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph.
Her home
As my daughter was walking out the door to go on her first date, in my best grumpy old tough guy dad voice, I growled,… Read More »Her home
My wife and I have an open relationship.
My wife and I have an open relationship. Found out last night.
Took grandma to a Chinese restaurant yesterday.
Took grandma to a Chinese restaurant yesterday. She used her chopsticks to knit a sweater out of her noodles.
Me: “When I die, I want to die making love.” Wife: “At least it…
Me: “When I die, I want to die making love.” Wife: “At least it will be a very quick death.”
I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3…
I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3 trips to carry $100 worth of groceries, now I can do… Read More »I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3…