Has there been any lesbian divorces yet… I’m interested to see how both women will get 80% of the assets
Category: Fun jokes
@ChrisNewton
I’ve just put a shit load of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal.
if I don`t have a job I can get my…
A hot girlfriend is like a job It’s easier to get one once you already have one…
In response to Sweden and Finland joining NATO, Russia introduces embargoes on Absolut and Finland.
Fool me nice
My friend managed to fool me into volunteering in a cat shelter. He said there was a lot of pussies I could play with.
Honey, where are you running now?
Anal sex keeps my wife in shape. Every time I just mention it and she runs a mile from me
Tale without make-up
– Who are you? – Sleeping beauty! – Why are you so ugly? – I just woke up!
@asiers
They told me I have to do sexual harassment training at work Which is ridiculous, I’m already very good at it.
@AdamVasyl
A husband, wracked with guilt finally confesses to his wife……”dear, when I have sex with you, I often think of other women!” “You bastard!” she cried “When I have sex with other men, I only think of you!”
@AdamVasyl
A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate her background before proposing. So he hires a private detective to snoop on her. Sometime later, the detective sends his report. “The lady comes from a decent family, has a great job and a flawless character. The only issue is that she has recently…