I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”. Who is gonna pay me to chug Vodka and and act like an… Read More »I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
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What if Noah made a website?
what if Noah made a website? He would call it Waterbnb
You always claim Germans don’t have humour, but we have.
You always claim Germans don’t have humour, but we have. It’s just like healthcare. Most Americans don’t get it.
Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac I’m taking something…
Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac I’m taking something for it three times a day.
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married”…
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married” Now we’re married she says “you can TALK about sex all you want..”
Terrible night.
Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn’t working.
After so many years..
A guy asks his girlfriend for a blowjob. She says “No, you won’t respect me enough to marry me and I love you.” After they’re… Read More »After so many years..
I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday.
I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday. The wife was sat in the armchair, crying her eyes out in the dark. I could… Read More »I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday.
Has there been any lesbian divorces yet…
Has there been any lesbian divorces yet… I’m interested to see how both women will get 80% of the assets
I’ve just put a shit load of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.
I’ve just put a shit load of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal.