A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today, I will demonstrate how to use a condom”. After he starts eating the banana, a student asks “I thought you were going to show us how to use a condom?” “I’m about to” says the teacher, “but I can’t get hard on an…
Category: Fun jokes
@ChrisNewton
Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm. Husband: Well this morning if I’m not mistaken. Wife: Yeah in your dreams.Husband: No love In your coffee actually.
@AdamVasyl
Mary: Jane, do you do any sports activities at all? Jane: Yes I do. Mary: Wow, what sports do you do? Jane: I do cross fit Mary: Cross fit? What’s that? Jane: It’s where I cross my fingers and hope my clothes fit!
@dunno_wut_i_am_doing
He was surprised when his girlfriend said she wanted another round right after they finished having sex. “Come again?”
@Jokester
I’m not racist my sense of humor is black.
@Stevo
Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.” Me: *knows all the drugs* “No problem…”
@Jokester
Phone: Files have been saved to device. Me: Sweet. Where? Phone: I don’t know.
@AdamVasyl
Wife: Honey, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck any more! Hubby: Wait let me see……ah….we have to get a new one…..this one probably got married!
@maximumfunpriv
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall. I was about to confront them but I managed to calm myself down. That wouldn’t be a good example to set in front of my wife and kids.
@AdamVasyl
Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night. Wife: Oh yeah? What was I wearing? Or not wearing? Hubby: Well…it was a combination of rubber and metal. Wife: Ooohhh….tell me more! Hubby: You were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing!