Winner
My pal asked me, “How much do you spend on a bottle of wine?” I said, “Ooooh, about 15 minutes.” 🍷🍷🍷
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Are you hear me?
A man is convinced is wife is going deaf, but she won’t admit it. So he decides to test his theory once and for all.… Read More »Are you hear me?
Last chance
Man: Do you want to have dinner with me at Saturday night? Girl: Actually, I am getting married on Saturday Man: hmmm…. Friday night then?!
I just overheard my girlfriend telling her sister that she’s…
I just overheard my girlfriend telling her sister that she’s taking her retarded boyfriend to the pub tonight. I can’t believe the bitch is cheating… Read More »I just overheard my girlfriend telling her sister that she’s…
What should Ukrainian soldiers paint on captured Russian tanks?
What should Ukrainian soldiers paint on captured Russian tanks? Ctrl-
I really don’t like to brag about my wealth…
I really don’t like to brag about my wealth… But yesterday, I had to have my heating on.
Mee: I don’t get nervous during presentation.
Mee: I don’t get nervous during presentation. Also mee: ‘Hello everyone! My name is Presentation’.
Why can’t Putin communicate effectively with his generals?
Why can’t Putin communicate effectively with his generals? Because he has to shout his orders from across the table.
Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re…
Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re attached to the number one leading cause of stress.
Everything is goes to the plan
In fact, putler is sending his reserve army to Ukraine to find out what happened to the regular one.