A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate her background before proposing. So he hires a private detective to snoop on her. Sometime later, the detective sends his report. “The lady comes from a decent family, has a great job and a flawless character. The only issue is that she has recently…
Category: Fun jokes
don`t worry!
After a long night of frenzied, hot and passionate love making, a guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s bedside table. He starts to worry. “Is that your husband?” he asked nervously. “No silly!” She replied, snuggling up to him “Your boyfriend then?” he continues “No, not at all!” She replied…..nibbling his…
@ExtraSure
I was hoping after coronavirus…. … there would be no more monkey business.
I’m so depressed that I knew.
If you don’t know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist… congratulations, you’re doing great!
The best mexican joke is a juan-liner
How does every Mexican joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
Wedding joke
There is a cure for nymphomania, but it’s expensive. It can be cheap, but most people want a big ceremony, open bar at the reception, etc.
I’m still waiting…for the boze at least
When I was a kid, I was told that bad people would come up to me on the street and offer me drugs, booze, and sex. So where the fuck are these people?
@ChrisNewton
They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph. I’m clearly not average then… My new girlfriend has been with a lot of guys and according to her, I definitely cum much quicker than all of them!
Her home
As my daughter was walking out the door to go on her first date, in my best grumpy old tough guy dad voice, I growled, “I want her home before midnight.” The boy she was going with stopped dead in his tracks, turned slowly around and with wide eyes replied…. “But you already own her…
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My wife and I have an open relationship. Found out last night.