My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American’ I saw…
My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American’ I saw it coming from a kilometre away.
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Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having…
Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to… Shit, she’s coming!!! Be cool. To be continued…
Police: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas?
Police: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas? Me: You said I had one phone call…
I went to go to the Vagina Museum but accidentally went in the…
I went to go to the Vagina Museum but accidentally went in the building next door. That place was a shit hole!
One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners…
One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had He started counting, and after a minute or so, he fell asleep
Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i…
Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i know how to deal with it. 2. it‘s 100% safe! 3.green is always… Read More »Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i…
I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So…
I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So I went up to him and gave him a dollar. He happily… Read More »I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So…
Nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer.
Nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer.
A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it.
A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it. A genie pops out “you have two wishes” The guy says “hold up, aren’t… Read More »A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it.
Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…
Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password: “VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento” When asked why he had such… Read More »Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…
Last night I was drunk and told myself I needed to stop drinking.
Last night I was drunk and told myself I needed to stop drinking. I went into the fridge the next day and grabbed a beer… Read More »Last night I was drunk and told myself I needed to stop drinking.
My father is Cuban and my mother is from Iceland.
My father is Cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am…… ….. an Ice Cube
My wife recently discovered I was cheating after she found all…
My wife recently discovered I was cheating after she found all those letters I’d been hiding. She got really mad and said she’s never going… Read More »My wife recently discovered I was cheating after she found all…
Sex is like pizza
Even when it’s bad, they still expect me to pay for it
I’m really not worried about anti-vaxxers…..
I’m really not worried about anti-vaxxers….. It’s a dying movement.
What small thing screams “I’m rich”?
What small thing screams “I’m rich”? A dwarf who just won the lottery.
A man walks into a bar…
The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going… Read More »A man walks into a bar…
Spoiler alert!
In “Matrix 4”, Neo is so old that he doesn’t hesitate to choose the blue pill.
I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I…
I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler. He lost my case.
Having sex with me is like microwaving food at 3am..
Having sex with me is like microwaving food at 3am.. The longest minute and a half of your life
I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…
I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…
You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later…
You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later and they have gained a lot of weight and that makes you… Read More »You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later…
I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone…
I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone numbers is doing nowdays ?
I have been nominated for a “25 pushups a day for 25 days”…
I have been nominated for a “25 pushups a day for 25 days” challenge… I blocked that person…
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? All men are bastards !!!
My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and…
My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and said ‘This didn’t happen by accident’ I said ‘ if you ask your… Read More »My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and…
I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my…
I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my life until… I swiped right on a blind date, a… Read More »I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my…
Hold it firmly in your hand, put it in your mouth, lick it,…
Hold it firmly in your hand, put it in your mouth, lick it, straighten it, and put it in the hole Man, threading a needle… Read More »Hold it firmly in your hand, put it in your mouth, lick it,…
When my wife said she’d be with me until I was old and gray I…
When my wife said she’d be with me until I was old and gray I did not realize she meant 37
I was in a job interview.
I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills. “OK,” I replied. “I’m hired.”