Guess the numberby thefunMay 21, 2020I called a restaurant and ask for a table for two.. he said ” wrong number ” so I said ” I’d like a table for four ! ” . More Food JokesThis guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “How much for a beer?”I’m going to open a restaurant called “I don’t care”I’ve opened up a restaurant called “Karma”A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”