Oh geez, this joke (above) is hysterical!I’m Australian. Years ago I visited Glasgow alone. I walked into a restaurant that night. The lady at the front desk said something to me. It was unintelligible but I assumed it was something like, “Hi. How are you?” So, smiling, I answered, “Oh I’m fine thanks.”She looked at me in utter befuddlement.My brain went back to what she’d said and tried to decipher her vocal Sanskrit. And then, with my powers of sorcery, I divined it!”Hi. Can I help you?No wonder “I’m fine” had elicited such a confused response. Apparently I had just walked in to sit at the bar and eat the complimentary peanuts.”Table for one, please.”