Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
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My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?” “No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it… Read More »My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a…
When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a holesale price.
Why are women and salads opposites?
why are women and salads opposites? You dress a salad right before you eat it
Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s…
Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s great-great-granddaughter began working together on a sequel to their great ancestors called “War, Peace and Idiot.”
“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones…
“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones left?” – No, son, there will be only killers.
– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the…
– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the cruiser “Moscow” is participating in a special underwater operation!
Why are virgins so chill?
Why are virgins so chill? Zero fucks given.
The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon.
The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon. The bride’s mother asks the groom: Did you enjoy “the whole thing”? The groom answers: Yes, I… Read More »The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon.
I walked up to a fit girl at a bar the other night and said,
“Hey gorgeous, can I buy you a drink?” She said, “Do you like sex?” I said, “Of course I like sex.” She said, “Do you… Read More »I walked up to a fit girl at a bar the other night and said,