In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward
In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward
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By Jimmy Carr
Russians are sending peacekeepers into Ukraine. They’re saying, ” You see this piece of land? We’re keeping it.”
A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked…
A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked How’s your book? Interesting read? She replied: well, the only way I… Read More »A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked…
I decided to donate my body to science For the time being, I’m…
I decided to donate my body to science For the time being, I’m following a routine to preserve it with ethanol until they need it.
I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do…
I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do all day 🧐
What do you call when a brothel offers a discount?
What do you call when a brothel offers a discount? Hole-sale
I’m currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl…
I’m currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.
I’m beginning to think that when you call customer service…
I’m beginning to think that when you call customer service there’s never a time when they aren’t “experiencing higher than normal call volumes”
Switching my wife’s life support machine off was very difficult.
Switching my wife’s life support machine off was very difficult. You try and fight off two doctors, a nurse and a security guard.
Woke up with a massive hardon this morning .
Woke up with a massive hardon this morning . Pissed it away !