All my friends jokingly said that this girl I have a date with is imaginary.
Well, the joke is on them. Because so are they
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What is the equivalent of 2,000 mocking birds?
2 kilomockingbirds.
Three blondes walk into a building.
You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.
One day a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
“Eighty pounds,” the dentist says. “That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use… Read More »One day a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
Jack: I found us two doors to float on
Rose: that’s OK, I’ll just share yours
A man got hit in the head with a can of cola.
He’s alright tho, it was a soft drink.
A little boy and his father visited the country store, and upon leaving the store, the owner of the store offered the little boy some free Sweets…
“grab a hand full of Sweets”, the merchant said to the boy.The boy just stood there looking up at his father.The owner repeated himself:- “Son… Read More »A little boy and his father visited the country store, and upon leaving the store, the owner of the store offered the little boy some free Sweets…
How long did it take you?
– How long did it take you to reach 100 subs?Always wondered how long it took someone else and what was it a lot of… Read More »How long did it take you?
JOKESTER
Laughing makes your vagina tighter, so maybe you should stop scrolling past my jokes, loosey goosey.
Did you hear about the power failure at the post office?
They were enveloped in darkness.
Why are you still guarding it?
A new camp commander was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 privates guarding a bench. He went over there and asked them… Read More »Why are you still guarding it?
You have to give it to the Chinese.
They somehow managed to make an entire language out of bad tattoos.
There are two things that will never get old…
Dark humour and unvaccinated children.
Yesterday I Spotted an Albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for the guy.
there is love without sex, and there is sex without love.
and then there’s you, without both.
I knew I shouldn’t have taken my dog to the blacksmith
As soon as we got there, he made a bolt for the door
I walked in on my grandma sucking my grandpa’s dick.
I have no idea why it wasn’t cremated with the rest of him!
I’ve been dating this girl who works at the zoo.
I’m pretty sure she’s a keeper.
Fishing and girlfriends are a lot alike
There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I’m stuck here holding my rod.
Civil Engineer: Lets build a bridge!
Rude Engineer: Fuck you!
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary…
… and he’s wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that… Read More »A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary…
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
Take my advice and invest in real estate.
Get a lot while you are young.
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
– A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing??”
The father said: “Why, my son, it is a ‘chechia.’ In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.””And what… Read More »– A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing??”
TIL pidgins die after sex
At least the one I fucked did!
Just got banned from the hardware store…
Some dickhead in an apron came up to me and asked if I needed decking. Lucky I got the first punch in
I give up drinking this year
Oops I mean: I give up, drinking this year.
Canada is a lot cooler than the United States
Especially during the winter
Dear Expecting Mothers…
Please… I beg you. Look at what your child’s name will be when spelled backwards.Sincerely,Marlana