He looks out the window and sees a police officer so he opens up and says, “hello officer, what can I do for you?” the officer says, “I’m sorry sir, but you’re under arrest for illegally downloading all of wikapedia,” frantically, the man replies, “Officer wait, I can explain everything!”
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