JOKESTERby thefunFebruary 22, 2020Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat… ….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan. More Marriage JokesJOKESTERI just had a near sex experience.My wife baked me a cake and I told her I was sending it to Budapest.A calm, respected woman walks into a PharmacyA man’s wife is 38 weeks pregnant with twins and he has to go on a month long business trip. Because the man knows that his wife will have the kids while he is gone he puts his brother in charge of accompanying his wife to the hospital and naming the kids.I hit a new high today, but my wife tells me that it’s actually the lowest I’ve ever been.