One Finnish soldier is better

>>One Finnish soldier is better

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The Soviet army is marching in Finland. They hear a voice from the other side of a hill, “one Finnish soldier is better than ten Soviet soldiers.”
The Soviet general sends ten soldiers. There is some gunfire then everything is quiet again. The voice then says, “one Finnish soldier is better than one hundred Soviet soldiers.”
The Soviet general sends one hundred Soviet soldiers. There is more gunfire and then silence. The voice speaks up again and says, “one Finnish soldier is better than one thousand Soviet soldiers.”
The Soviet general then sends one thousand Soviet soldiers. There is a lot of gunfire and then silence. After awhile a Soviet soldier crawls over the hill and say to the general, “do not send more troops, it’s a trap, there are two Finnish soldiers.”
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