Regress
2021: The Russian army is the second strongest army in the world.2022: The Russian army is the second strongest army in Ukraine.2023: The Russian army… Read More »Regress
Military Jokes
Military jokes and armed-forces humor that march straight to the punchline. From drill sergeants and boot camp to the everyday chaos of army life, these funny military jokes salute anyone who has served or just loves a good soldier gag. At ease, and enjoy the laughs.
What should Ukrainian soldiers paint on captured Russian tanks?
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Everything is goes to the plan
In fact, putler is sending his reserve army to Ukraine to find out what happened to the regular one.
U.S. officials recently shared intel gathered of the Kremlin…
U.S. officials recently shared intel gathered of the Kremlin They’ve warned Putin is willing to start World Special Military Operation I.
Guide for Russian troops: How to identify Ukrainians Sometimes…
Guide for Russian troops: How to identify Ukrainians Sometimes Ukrainian saboteurs try to pass off as Russian troops. The easiest way to identify them is… Read More »Guide for Russian troops: How to identify Ukrainians Sometimes…
In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward
In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made…
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in… Read More »A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made…
What do sex and the U.S.
What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common? When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and… Read More »What do sex and the U.S.
Merkel, Trump, and Putin are at a military inspection
They are standing at a dock. Trump points at an American submarine: “Our American submarines are so well-made, they can last half a year under… Read More »Merkel, Trump, and Putin are at a military inspection
One Finnish soldier is better
>>One Finnish soldier is better in Joke of the Day The Soviet army is marching in Finland. They hear a voice from the other side… Read More »One Finnish soldier is better
Three teenagers are walking along the side of a canal…
They notice some men in suits moving frantically around a drowning man. The three teenagers jump in and save the drowning person only to realize… Read More »Three teenagers are walking along the side of a canal…
The year is 1939, and the USSR is invading Finland.
The Soviet army is marching through the Finnish swamps when they hear shouting from the other side of a nearby hill:”I bet one Finn can… Read More »The year is 1939, and the USSR is invading Finland.
How can you distinguish between a hospital and a military base?
Frankly I’m not sure – I’m just a drone pilot.
An American sergeant is talking to an Australian trooper
The American yells: “Did you come here to die?!”The Australian replies: “No, I came here yesterday.”
What do you call a med student with a D?
Lieutenant*miltary people will get this one. It was told to me while I was in the Navy. Just popped into my head.
My ex just donated her eggs and got $3,000! WTF?
I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.
A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
He is on a ship near an island a long way from home, and he knows he will be there a long time. He sends… Read More »A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
A drill sergeant took his platoon to a mine
They began training as usual, but as they got deeper into the mine, he began insulting them more personally than usual. Once they reached the… Read More »A drill sergeant took his platoon to a mine
Sphinx: What has four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three at night?
Me: A radioactive vietnamese soldier.EDIT: Sphinx: No no he’s got a point.
3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!
Exemplar, Master Thrower, Shadow Dragon NinjaThese subclasses provide some fun new ways to play and role-play one of 5E’s best classes.The Exemplar is the Rogue… Read More »3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
What does burnt breads, soldiers dying, and pregnant women have in common!
Pulling out too late.
I feel like what I think doesn’t really matter to my father.
I have concerns about my mental health but whenever I talk to my dad about it he either chalks it up to me being lazy… Read More »I feel like what I think doesn’t really matter to my father.
Purple lemon
So this little boy is in the playground when some bullies come along, and they say to him:“Hey, purple lemon, you suck!”And the boy doesn’t… Read More »Purple lemon
WWII, Eastern Front
Troops under the command of Baghramyan are the first to reach the Baltic. To present his success more pretentiously, the Armenian general personally poured a… Read More »WWII, Eastern Front
possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
when the earth was scorched by nuclear fire it is possible that all digital copies of music where destroyed along with the many servers and… Read More »possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
the perfect candidate
A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army! Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind , always alert, merciless,… Read More »the perfect candidate
honest
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because… Read More »honest