A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army!
Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind , always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly having a killer instinct!!! So do you think you are eligible???
Man: Sir…. Can my wife apply?
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