Sphinx: What has four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three at night?by thefunDecember 20, 2019Me: A radioactive vietnamese soldier.EDIT: Sphinx: No no he’s got a point. More Military JokesWhy do horse-girls like horses so much?I asked my wife if i was the only one she’s been with.I went to watch the new Jumanji movie today.What did Hillary say today while sipping her tea?Hey is your dad in prison?The “ladies and gentlemen, we got em” meme is one of the best of the decade