News reporters visit the hen for an interview. “This is amazing,” they tell the hen, “a two pound egg, that’s unheard of!
Do you have any goals for the future?”
“Yes, I’m really aiming for a four pounder!” says the hen proudly.
“And you, sir, congratulations,” the reporters approach the rooster, “what are your goals for the future?”
The rooster replies darkly, “To beat up that darn ostrich!”