So a ventriloquist is on stage telling jokes at a local bar with his dummy on his leg. He asks if the audience wants to hear a blonde joke and the audience cheers with general enthusiasm…

“Ok” he starts, “how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”But before he can finish, a blonde woman from the audience stands up, outraged.“How dare you! How dare you generalize us like that just based on our hair color!”The ventriloquist apologizes profusely exclaiming that he didn’t mean to offend anyone and that he only told the joke because the audience seemed like they wanted to hear it.“Not you, asshole!” Proclaims the woman. “I’m talking to that fucker on your leg!”