A gorgeous blonde was walking past him, stopped for a second with a tang of pity in her eyes.“Have you ever had a hug?” She asked. “No.” So with an “aww”, she gave him a big hug.Two minutes later, another beautiful woman was walking past the man.“Aw look at you honey. Have you ever been kissed?”“No.” He says. She leans down and gives him a passionate kiss.Another few minutes pass and another stunning lady walks past.“Oh you poor thing…Have you ever been fucked?” “No.” “Well you will be soon, the tides coming in.”