My favorite Finnish joke

Pekka is at a party in a tall building in the great city of Helsinki, which is quite different from the small timber cabin in the forest he is used to as a lumberjack. Pekka is enjoying the party, but after a few bottles of the moonshine he brought, Pekka finds himself in the need of a toilet. He asks the hostess where the toilet might be located. She notices he’s a bit drunk, so she points and explains very carefully: “Go out in the hall there, take the second door on your right, and be careful, there are three steps down, and there you’ll find the toilet.” Pekka thanks the lady as politely as he can, and wanders off in the opposite direction. He finds a door, slams it open, and walks straight in without a care in the world, and finds himself tumbling down 17 meters in an empty elevator shaft. A bit confused, he stands up, brushes some dust off his shirt, and exclaims: “Pärkälä! I’ll pee here! I can’t be bothered with two more steps like that!”

What do you call a girl who doesn’t give head? An Uber.

November 18

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My wife and I were going on holiday. And we were discussing our secret sexual fetishes. She said she always wanted to be handcuffed. So I planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase.

November 10

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Having too much sex can cause memory loss! Oh and also, I can’t remember if I told you guys this but having too much sex can actually lead to memory loss!

November 7

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My wife is pregnant, but due to Supply Chain issues we’re expecting the baby early 2023

November 7

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My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

November 3

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I was at a night club till 3 am yesterday celebrating my wife’s birthday. When I came back home, she was furious.

November 3

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“You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm,” I told the prostitute. “That’s not true,” she replied. “Of course it is,” I laughed. “What do you mean?” She said, “I’m a man.”

November 2

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A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.” The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over […]

October 26

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A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain He goes to the clerk and says   “Hello, I’d like to purchase a new brain”.   The clerk replies with “Sure, here are some of our brains we have on sale” “Here’s the brain of a physicist, 5 dollars.” “Here’s our second […]

October 26

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I ate a small pizza, but it wasn’t enough, so I ate a bigger one, and then a bigger one… They call it the dominoes effect.

October 25

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