People who don’t eat cheese because they are lactose intolerant……
People who don’t eat cheese because they are lactose intolerant… …need to learn to be more accepting of different cultures
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I attended a meet called “How Stop Taking Things Literally”….
I attended a meet called “How Stop Taking Things Literally”. “What brings you here?” asked the host on my first day. I said, “My legs.”
When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine…
When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason! So I’ve worked all my life… Read More »When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine…
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At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity? Trick question, Chick Norris never loses!
My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick…. Then, He told me he’d seen my posts on thefun.net and realised that… Read More »My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
I drink beer because I’m too lazy to walk.
I drink beer because I’m too lazy to walk. They say you should walk 10000 steps, the AA only requires 12
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet…
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.
During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the…
During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the maternity hospital runs the risk of becoming deaf.
Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television.
Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television. It affects the brain, even if it is not …
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.