They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors.
They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors. After being on a ship for months with only men, I can assure you… Read More »They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors.
thefun
Tits – natural anti-stress balls!
Tits – natural anti-stress balls! The irony is that they come attached to the most effective thing to create stress!
I have a foot fetish…
I have a foot fetish… I have tried using meters but it just doesn’t work for me.
Ladies…No guy has ever said…
Ladies…No guy has ever said… I’d screw her, if her eyelashes were a little longer.
What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at…
What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at a show “I don’t want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs.… Read More »What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at…
adaptability
I came for an interview … And fell asleep on the couch. I say: “See how quickly I adapt to a new place.”
I lost my job as a wine taster.
I lost my job as a wine taster. I was fired for not drinking on the job.
People who don’t eat cheese because they are lactose intolerant……
People who don’t eat cheese because they are lactose intolerant… …need to learn to be more accepting of different cultures
I attended a meet called “How Stop Taking Things Literally”….
I attended a meet called “How Stop Taking Things Literally”. “What brings you here?” asked the host on my first day. I said, “My legs.”
When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine…
When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason! So I’ve worked all my life… Read More »When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine…