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At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity? Trick question, Chick Norris never loses!
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My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick…. Then, He told me he’d seen my posts on thefun.net and realised that… Read More »My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
I drink beer because I’m too lazy to walk.
I drink beer because I’m too lazy to walk. They say you should walk 10000 steps, the AA only requires 12
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet…
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.
During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the…
During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the maternity hospital runs the risk of becoming deaf.
Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television.
Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television. It affects the brain, even if it is not …
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?” “No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it… Read More »My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a…
When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a holesale price.
Why are women and salads opposites?
why are women and salads opposites? You dress a salad right before you eat it