Japanese, Brit and Indian
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Blonde teenager
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” She started canvassing a nearby… Read More »Blonde teenager
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This Stay at Home shit needs to end soon, today I took a nap simply to stop eating.
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Best part about coronavirus? I can tell people to stay the fuck away from me and I’m not just being an asshole.
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Her: “Why do men kneel when proposing?” Me: ” They’re talking to the pussy not you…”
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Similarities between Walt Disney and Pornhub. – Hiring adults to act like teens. – Have lots of family issues. – Keep remaking similar content. –… Read More »JOKESTER
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My heart sank when I came home early and saw the plumbers van parked in our drive. Thankfully though, he was in there fcuking my… Read More »JOKESTER
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Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat… ….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan.
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Me: This weed is shit!! ( 15 minutes later) ” I never knew my dog speaks Spanish”!
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We haven’t seen any porn on your phone in a couple of days….you okay? ~NSA
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but…. shave your Valentines gift.
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“Head & Shoulders” for guys it’s a shampoo. For fat chicks, a selfie.
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Having a Playboy magazine to just read the articles is like watching the Superbowl just for the football ?
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Telling her to calm down is child’s play, if you really want to see her lose her shit tell her that she’s acting like her… Read More »JOKESTER
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Work mode activated. Work mode initialized. Error 4321: could not find “motivation.exe.” A fatal error has occurred. Activating sleep mode.
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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate when talking to women.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary
What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous
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A couple are fussing over their new born baby boy “Look at the size of his willy. Its huge”. Says the husband. ….. “Yes, but… Read More »JOKESTER
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Somebody missed the perfect opportunity to name this Chinese Corona Virus the Kung Flu ?
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Everyone is talking about the Corona virus like it’s going to be the plague of the century. I’m not worried about it lasting too long.… Read More »JOKESTER
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People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
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Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks.
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You know it’s time to clean the fridge when something closes the door from the inside.
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A tornado has been referred to as a finger of GOD… Suddenly the heavens open up… “THIS IS GOD SPEAKING, THAT IS NOT MY FINGER.”
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We accidentally shot down that airliner and killed all 176 people onboard. -Iran But you should let us have nuclear weapons. -also Iran
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Gwyneth Paltrow has gotten into the candle business, one of her scents is called “This Smells Like My Vagina”. I’m guessing that the candles are… Read More »JOKESTER
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i saw a sign in the hospital this morning that read ‘family planning – use the rear entrance’ thats damn good advice, i thought!
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I was showing my grandpa what YouTube was and he said that he couldn’t imagine what his childhood would’ve been like if he had that,… Read More »JOKESTER
Good News Bad News
Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy,… Read More »Good News Bad News
Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, “I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha.”
So, “20 x 0 = 0.”I don’t know what’s funny!